http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog where blind rage and bad humor tango Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:44:42 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I recently purchased a Blackberry Bold from Rogers - an upgrde to my currently existing plan. As well, I ordered their service for "Talkspot" - a wireless router that allows you the convenience of unlimited long distance from home over Wi-Fi for $20 a month. Pitched at the college crowd, ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/11/rogers-wants-to-fuck-you/ This is quite a bold claim... but can they cure the heartbreak of psoriasis? http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/11/wonder-product/ 1:02:38 PM BuCkSaTaN: "...really clean looking but still warm and festive if that makes sense." That's their "direction". 1:03:33 PM BuCkSaTaN: Good christ... I mean honestly... what do people think we're going to do? Go immediately for a DIRTY look? 1:03:34 PM Gjuddy McMudd: For this design we would like to kept ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/10/my-breakfast-with-gjuddy-web-work/ Lately, I've been noticing that I cannot ingest anything through any orifice without someone mentioning how poisonous it is for me. Smoking is an obvious danger of course, but these days, with access to so much information it seems like a lethal danger rears its' ugly head every day. Bottled water ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/10/were-all-going-to-die/ Gary Gnu: Hey, i just had a discussion with a friend about something that is eerie... Gary Gnu: What would happen in the usa if Obama got elected as president and then was assassinated? BuCkSaTaN: There would be a black uprising just like Charles Manson predicted through the lyrics of the Beatles. Gary ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/10/obama/ 11:00:07 AM Gjuddy McMudd: "I’ve got a project for you that I’m hoping you can turn around quickly." Why does every email have to start off like that? 11:00:20 AM BuCkSaTaN: haha 11:00:35 AM Gjuddy McMudd: It's almost like spam. 11:00:35 AM BuCkSaTaN: Because everyone thinks the internet is INSTANTANEOUS! 11:00:53 AM Gjuddy McMudd: ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/10/my-breakfast-with-gjuddy-email/ 11:52:09 AM BuCkSaTaN: Myspace still doesn't have a blackberry app? What losers 11:52:26 AM Gary Gnu: yeah they do 11:52:26 AM Gary Gnu: i saw it the other day 11:52:45 AM BuCkSaTaN: I just went to their site, it said sign up to get updates on it coming... 11:53:08 AM Gary Gnu: http://www.myspace.com/blackberry/ 11:53:09 AM ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/10/gary-gnu/ Anybody know how to get that wrectched chemical butter smell out of your microwave? http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/10/microwave-popcorn/ No, I'm not braiding a noose as I type. This is merely to highlight some albums, that while definitely not overflowing with toe-tapping ditties, they are deep, dark and yep, pretty damn depressing. 1. White Chalk - PJ Harvey PJ Harvey is one of my favorite musicians - and with this, her ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/10/top-5-albums-to-commit-suicide-to/ Exile Quarterly Originally uploaded by Dani Couture Just testing out the Flickr blog settings where you can set up your personal blog information in Flickr's back-end, then "blog" any photos you see during your visit. Ah, the integration of the internet and social networking. http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/09/exile-quarterly-reading/ God help me, I don't know why, but I think it's funny to shout CB lingo over messenger. 4:26:38 PM gjuddy mcmudd: back 4:28:09 PM BuCkSaTaN: HEY GOOD BUDDY! BREAKER BREAKER! 4:30:51 PM BuCkSaTaN: YA JUST BLEW MA BACK DOORS OFF GOOD BUDDY! 4:31:02 PM BuCkSaTaN: THAT'S A 10-28 GOOD BUDDY 4:31:14 PM gjuddy mcmudd: ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/08/cb-msn/ I gotta say it, I can't hold back the rage any longer. Film Critics who use "rom-com" or "rom-zom-com" or say "torture porn" or add "porn" to the end of another word to form a film-related phrase or say "double-dipping" to refer to a DVD re-release should be smeared in feces ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/08/ass-crits/ Please read this article if you've been getting Rogers/Yahoo search page when using Firefox 3. Now here's the fix for Mac users from the thread below the article (Win instructions are in the article). 1. Go to System Preferences 2. Click on Network 3. Select "Airport" on the left (or whichever internet connection you ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/08/rogers-shits-the-bed-again/ I'm sure there's some kind of clause somewhere that I've signed regarding my Blackberry and the oatmeal-brained cretins that think I'd want to be violated via every communication device I own. There's fake "women" sending me texts over Microsoft's Messenger asking me to cyber-meet with them, multitudes of crazed spam trying ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/08/spam-rape/ Let me just say that I've been to Santa Fe and know what a real burrito tastes like. I’ve had breakfast burritos there that tasted better than a top of the line steak dinner at [insert over-priced foodie trend-hole here]. The Mexican and Spanish south of the border know what ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/06/burritos/ [paranoid]v-zOK4aaXfw[/paranoid] http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/06/helios-creed/ When we were kids, we snuck up into my friend's parent's garage attic to listen to one of the "forbidden" albums (yes, before CDs) of a man who not only encompassed ribald rebellion, but honesty in it's purest form: wit. One of my heroes is dead. http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/06/seven-words/ 1:42:53 PM dukepobywyd42@hotmail.com: Hey, are you busy? I'm really lonely right now on my webcam waiting for somebody to cum chat with me on this awesome online webcam website!!! go here [link omitted] i'm waiting =) 1:43:02 PM BuCkSaTaN: Kill yourself! (By the way, the link, if you hadn't guessed is... yep, ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/06/msn-creeps/ 1. Eat broken glass. 2. Shove butter knives into my eye sockets. 3. Get ass-raped by Mike Tyson. 4. Listen to every album of Celine Dion for weeks on end while locked in a small room with no escape. 5. Talk about nothing but the weather with everyone I know. 6. Juggle chainsaws. 7. Attend a ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/06/10-things-id-rather-do-than-watch-sex-and-the-city-again/ The Atlantic Article 1:35:24 PM Gjuddy McMudd: sorry...can't concentrate long enough to read it... 1:35:34 PM BuCkSaTaN: He lost me after the bit about Nietzsche. 1:36:05 PM Gjuddy McMudd: it's true...but only reading online...I'm reading a book constantly. 1:36:16 PM Gjuddy McMudd: Something about staring at the screen... 1:36:39 PM BuCkSaTaN: Yeah I've always got ... http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/06/my-breakfast-with-gjuddy-is-googl/