Find the Movies
Posted in the weeb on October 1st, 2006 by bucksatanPretty cool for a chocolate company ad campaign.
I’ve only found 13 so far…
Silicone Love Update…
Posted in the weeb on April 22nd, 2006 by bucksatan
It’s so sad, I almost want to cry… Just read about poor “Davecat” and his misunderstood “Shi-chan“…
“I don’t really like leaving the house as it is, and since people seem largely averse to the concept of lifesized Dolls, taking Shi-chan with me is obviously a big risk for the pair of us.”
Could it be that the internet “community” has quite possibly maligned consumers of what I shall now call “female substitutes“? I mean, if a woman is allowed to use vibrators of all sizes and shapes, why is it so bizarre that a man ejaculate into a huge mass of rubber and metal in the shape of a woman? I can’t get my head around the idea of an inanimate object being some sort of “companionship“. I just… well, I just can’t… regardless of the shape that object takes. Call me wacky. Call me old-fashioned.
I imagine all manner of headgear, chalkboards scrawled full of equations and calculations, half-eaten pizza boxes strewn about the room…some kind of bizarre cyber-geeks who will come up with the next generation of A.I. that will finally destroy the world once and for all. Warren from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer“ comes to mind actually. No sir! Politicians and “the government” will become a minute fear in the light of “rights” for robot companions and their subsequent squeezing out of the human race for their own nefarious plans.
Good Christ. I dunno… To each his own. Maybe I’m missing something here. Maybe I should try one of these necro-silicone party dolls before I hastily judge our rubber-racial couples… Ha ha… just kidding. Regardles of how much of an anti-social narcissist I may be, I’ll stick with humans and pets for companionship.
Yes. I know. The creepy factor has risen to new levels here on joeblog. Huzzah!
Hooters
Posted in the weeb on April 18th, 2006 by bucksatanApparently (according to “thesmokinggun.com”) the management of Hooters [told waitresses that they were "the ones with the pussys and you are in control because of that." Then she reportedly added, "If you need the extra money, go ahead and suck a dick or fuck a customer if the money is right."]
Oh them crazy Flash “designers”…
Posted in the weeb on March 6th, 2006 by bucksatanThe invention of Flash as an application platform has been abused, I think, more than any other delivery medium online.
Just check out the rockin’, yet brutally inappropriate, background music for South Exchange. Gee, I think I’ll do a little break-dancing or maybe even “the robot” while I exchange funds!
Don’t forget to click on the “View Intro” arrow in the top right corner of the page for a nutty hip-hop splash animation! Huzzah!
Those Wacky Japanese are at it again!
Posted in the weeb on January 18th, 2006 by bucksatan
From the site:
“Her fart sounds are very loud,great!! She wanted perform one’s farting in this video!! so she has pride of farting, really, it’s so good. she farted after she ate some Bulbs!!anyway,please try to watch and listen!!”
My personal favorite is “Girls Be Farting 9“. And they’re only $120 bucks a piece. What a bargain!
Paul-a-plegic
Posted in the weeb on October 30th, 2005 by bucksatan
Here’s a picture of a vintage MEGO Paul Stanley doll posted on eBay submitted by Gjuddy.
Gjuddy: “Now that’s desperate…”
3D Porn Strikes Again
Posted in the weeb on September 16th, 2005 by bucksatanWhy in God’s name do “entrepreneurs” with gobs of cash think that by wrangling a bunch of 3D artists and programmers will build a better fuck? It’s completely idiotic and is still only about one thing bulging in someone’s pants: the maker’s wallet!
“Trying to masturbate while playing this game would be like being alone at night, seeing an unfamiliar ghoulish face appear in one of your windows and then immediately laying down on the couch for a nap. Try all you want you are not going to be able to relax.”
“Something Awful Porn Game Review”:http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3207
