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Here’s a picture of a vintage MEGO Paul Stanley doll posted on eBay submitted by Gjuddy.

Gjuddy: “Now that’s desperate…”

Why in God’s name do “entrepreneurs” with gobs of cash think that by wrangling a bunch of 3D artists and programmers will build a better fuck? It’s completely idiotic and is still only about one thing bulging in someone’s pants: the maker’s wallet!

“Trying to masturbate while playing this game would be like being alone at night, seeing an unfamiliar ghoulish face appear in one of your windows and then immediately laying down on the couch for a nap. Try all you want you are not going to be able to relax.”

“Something Awful Porn Game Review”:http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3207

“http://www.somethingawful.com”:http://www.somethingawful.com

One of my favorite sites is having a very rough time.
Further proof the internet sucks donkey cock.

UPDATE:
This post was in reference to the downtime of Something Awful, which turned out to be the disaster that hit New Orleans.

Wow. I don’t even know what to say. Maybe they’ll get a cameo in the next Austin Powers film. [shudder]

Awesome mix of old and new electronica and dance.
From enigma, Valentin Gafner. [enigma, because I can't find anything but the podcast]
Links and image from podnova.

RSS feed.

All I gotta say is, wow!
An amazing online radio station of bizarre music, sound effects and snippets from musty college basements.
Nothing short of _inspirational_.

Boy, they sure love the *Residents*!

Wanna listen too? Just click “here”:http://www.compound-eye.org/.

Nothing pisses me off more than using Firefox and going to a site with these idiotic, monstrous Flash smilie banners (http://www.smileycentral.com/). Now, most of the Flash I produce – and various random websites with Flash – seem to work fine in Firefox.

I will fly into a fucking rage when I am doing something as simple as looking up text information on IMDB and they have two of these asinine banners on the same page, crashing my Firefox! No one seems to have been able to solve this issue. If you’re a real code head, you can always spend all afternoon tinkering with this issue. Is the problem Macromedia, Firefox or the idiot banner?

In the meantime, I have located the answer to my prayers. Just install into Firefox, use command-shift-F (Mac), right-click (Windows) and get rid of any shitty ads you so choose! Why there’s even filters so you’ll never see the offending ad content ever again. Take that! Classmates dot com! Take THAT! Smilie fucking Central!

Huzzah!

Note: If you’re having the same problem as me, be patient when first filtering these asshole banners, it’ll take a bit of finagling for the filter dialogue to come up.