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		<title>Skank against Skank</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/02/skank-against-skank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
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		<title>Jesus Wept&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/01/weep-for-society/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have cable and stopped watching network television when the barrage of idiotic &#8220;reality&#8221; shows started cropping up to placate an obese nation in their lust for self-hatred. Anyway, forgive me if I haven&#8217;t heard of &#8220;Cheaters&#8221; a show with the premise in which some greasy, fuck-stick host takes suspicious wives and husbands, with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cable is dead and so are you, Rogers.</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/12/cable-is-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 00:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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I am going to cancel my cable. What you see above is an unaltered photo from the god-awful Z-Grade film &#8220;Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain&#8220;, starring Richard Grieco and a series of porn starlets including Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Ginger Lynn Allen and Taylor Hayes. I&#8217;m not here to discuss the merits of this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey&#8230; YOU!</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2005/12/hey-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Years ago, back in high school, a good friend of mine and I would have nothing to do on a Saturday night, given that we&#8217;d wasted all our money on drugs and drink the night before. He&#8217;d ask me over and we&#8217;d just hang out in his parent&#8217;s basement when they were out of town, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jane Meikle</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2005/08/jane-meikle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 01:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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I think Jane Meikle is tops. She&#8217;s the nerdy niece of Elvira with multiple personality disorder. Since &#8220;Scream Channel&#8221;:http://www.screamtelevision.ca is one of my favorites, I do enjoy Jane&#8217;s opening monologues to introduce the films. The feel of these bits are a little Hilarious House of Frightenstein, a little late-night horror host.
My favorite character is her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Billy Van</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2005/07/billy-van/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 18:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, here&#8217;s an article in a local free paper that looks like the weekly world news and yet, has content in it that smacks of truth. This concerns past blog entries regarding &#8220;Billy Van and the Hilarious House of Frightenstein&#8221;:http://www.paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/index.php?s=frightenstein&#038;submit=GO &#8230;
• &#8220;article link&#8221;:http://www.freewriters.ca/thespecial/special_billy_van.htm
Ok, apparently these boneheads don&#8217;t archive anything properly.
The import of the article concerned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>System of a Down</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2005/06/system_of_a_down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement, when checking the digital guide on Much More Music, finding a listing for System of a Down Live and a subsequent half hour videoflow of their songs &#8211; only to switch the channel to see an hour long &#8220;Intimate and Interactive&#8221; with Good Charlotte instead!
Joy!
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		<title>Lisa Kudrow</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2005/06/lisa_kudrow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh man, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve laughed so hard as I did watching the premiere of that new Lisa Kudrow show. It&#8217;s so quirky and offbeat! She&#8217;s such a talented actress and with this role I think she&#8217;s so far removed from the character of Phoebe on &#8220;Friends&#8220;.
I have to admit I forget the name [...]]]></description>
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