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		<title>Gourmet Schmormet</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2011/04/gourmet-schmormet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 18:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
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1:38:07 PM Billy: I went out to eat last night with the lady and it was an over explained affair. &#8220;We make our salmon using virgin juice from France, grown on the moon in a Chinese herb garden.&#8221;
1:38:42 PM Billy: Like come on man, it&#8217;s gonna taste like salmon with a bit of another flavour. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wonderland</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2005/01/wonderland/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Yes folks! That&#8217;s Paris Hilton all righty&#8230;
WONDERLAND (R)
Directed by: James Cox
Written by: James Cox &#038;
Captain Mauzner and Todd Samovitz &#038; D. Loriston Scott
Starring:Val Kilmer, Kate Bosworth, Eric Bogosian, Lisa Kudrow, Dylan McDermott, Josh Lucas
Year: 2003
I love reading bad reviews of films that I think are worth &#8220;wasting&#8221; two hours on. It gives me a kind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Robin, stop dreaming&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Today&#8217;s entry concerns a rather odd cassette tape I found, about a week ago, in this disaster of a home office. An old friend gave me a bunch of cassettes years ago and most of them were old junk music he&#8217;d aquired in his travels &#8211; I think I only kept the Bartok and this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ryerson is a Scam!</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2004/10/ryerson_is_a_scam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Well, ordinarily I wouldn&#8217;t even bother reviewing a &#8220;movie&#8221; this pathetic since I would prefer the let the stench of it&#8217;s slipshod cheapness just completely fade from memory instead, but this piece of shit really has to go down in history as the worst fucking film made. Of all time. Ever. Bar None.
Never before has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Garbage, Goop and Gus</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2004/05/garbage_goop_and_gus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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THE DARK BACKWARD (R)
Directed by: Adam Rifkin
Written by: Adam Rifkin
Starring: Judd Nelson, Bill Paxton, Wayne Newton, James Caan, Lara Flynn Boyle and Rob Lowe
Year: 1991
Running Time: 101 mins.
This movie was hilarious! It has to be, bar none, the greatest underground indpendent cult film of all time. Most people I show this film to (as it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas Chainsaw Michael Bay?</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2004/01/texas_chainsaw_michael_bay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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Leatherface tears through the slick-ass new TCM.
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (R)
Directed by: Marcus Nispel
Written by: Kim Henkel &#38; Tobe Hooper (1974 screenplay) Scott Kosar (2003 screenplay)
Starring: Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Erica Leerhsen, Mike Vogel and Eric Balfour
Year: 2003
I really can&#8217;t understand the furor over how bad people think the &#8220;re-imagining&#8221; of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Legally Blonde : Red, White and Poo</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2004/01/legally_blonde_red_white_and_poo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2004 00:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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I really don&#8217;t hate the cute-as-a-button Reese Witherspoon. I just hate this fucking movie.
LEGALLY BLONDE 2 (PG-13)
Directed by: Charles Herman-Wurmfeld
(This is the guy who directed &#8220;Kissing Jessica Stein?&#8221; What the hell happened??)
Written by: Amanda Brown, Eve Ahlert
Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Sally Field, Regina King, Bob Newhart (why?!) and some guy.
Year: 2003
It must have been the holiday-aquired [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Road Leads To Nowhere</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2004/01/the_road_leads_to_nowhere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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Cssh! Cssh! Cssh! Haa! Haa! Haa!
CABIN FEVER (R)
Directed by: Eli Roth
Written by: Eli Roth and Randy Pearlstein
Starring: Rider Strong, Jordan Ladd, James DeBello, Cerina Vincent, Joey Kern
Year: 2003
Ain&#8217;t it Cool calls &#8220;Cabin Fever&#8221; &#8220;Brilliant&#8220;.
Nuh-uh&#8230; &#8220;Fight Club&#8221; was &#8220;brilliant&#8221;&#8230;.
Peter Jackson somehow got suckered into calling it &#8220;&#8230;the film horror fans have been waiting for.&#8221; This seems [...]]]></description>
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