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Mommy, why is the bunny being whipped?

26 Mar

Well, it’s Easter this weekend and although I am not a practicing Catholic, I do believe in the Easter Bunny. Here’s some festive stories for this wonderful holiday.

(A friend of mine had an interesting take on the whole ressurection thing, speculating that if Christ rose from the dead, would that not logically make him a zombie?)

Also, I was trying to track down a story about a man dressed as the Easter Bunny being beaten by some thugs at a mall, where they proceeded to kick the head off his Bunny costume. Couldn’t locate it. Is there no respect for the Easter Bunny anymore?

Anyway, enjoy!

Feel like fricace?

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Bunny Hater:
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I just like the picture here:
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Bizarre blog article about Easter and the Bunny:

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…and my personal favorite:
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Get Smart

26 Mar

This has got to be the best tech article I’ve read in NOW in a long while:

http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2005-03-24/goods_next.php

The Lone Gunman

19 Mar

Ok, that’s two X-Files references in the last couple of postings… Either I’m getting more paranoid than usual, sharper at spotting the lies in our society or watching too many re-runs of “The X-Files”.

Have a look at these two pictures, taken from a local area newspaper. This is not a national publication, but specific to the area in which Gjuddy and I found it. The first one has not been altered from my scan other than a change in resolution. The second one has the flaws pointed out in its’ not-so deceptive layout. Gjuddy and I spotted these fairly quickly since we use Photoshop on a regular basis whereas the general public we “polled” couldn’t tell what was wrong with the front page photo.



The signs:

1. The man standing on the left is clearly clasping his hands – the gun seems to be hovering in mid-air in front of him.

2. The man’s left shoulder line is drastically sharper than his right, meaning he has been cut out from a separate source and placed in this photo.

3. Julian Fantino’s left arm line is also suspect, possibly indicating he has also been taken from a secondary photo source and placed into this one.

4. The table of guns in the forefront of the picture are massive in comparison to the guns on the table in front of the podium. Note the drop shadow of the gun in the back in relation to the gun boxes which appear to be sitting directly in front of the conference’s backdrop.

5. The backdrop is at an odd angle and the ride side of the backdrop is far sharper than the right. Note the flags in relation to one another.

6. This one is a bit trickier. It seems as if the police woman is either a very small lady or the perspective seems a bit off considering how close Fantino is to the backdrop. Depth of field illusion or police cover-up?! You decide.

There’s really only two conclusions to come to here, not that either of them are surprising;

1. The journalistic integrity of our community “news” outlets has sunk to the calibre of “Bat Boy” and the Weekly World News.

2. The question of just how many guns were seized is really up for debate and this photo is being used for some unknown political agenda in the city area from which it was culled.

Overall, though, it underlines how much of what people are being told is true, by supposed trusted sources, compared to what they are to believe about those stories. It could also mean that Gjuddy and I were drunk on St.Paddy’s and decided to amuse ourselves. I think my favorite part is the credit, “photo by”…singular.

“Okay Mulder…” you’re probably saying, “Crack open another bag of sunflower seeds and keep your wacky conspiracy theories to yourself.”

The Truth is Out There.

15 Mar

“http://registration.winsweepstakes.net/?ac=34520&vs=505165″:http://registration.winsweepstakes.net/?ac=34520&vs=505165

Why, I didn’t see through the one until I received thousands of SPAM related emails!

Pigface

4 Mar

Sickaspfuck (Full Gimball #1 C 4:59 Pigface The Best Of Pigface (Disk 2) 3/4/05 12:39 AM

Choco-Boy

18 Dec

Ya know, I’ve been freaking out on this blog a lot lately, and honestly, I’d like to take a break from the hatred to talk about my friend, “Choco Boy”. I’m not just an acidic, crazed lunatic who flips out about everything that annoys me, no sir! When I’m feelin’ blue, my buddy Choco Boy has the power to lift me right outta ‘dem blues and into a bizarre and creepy landscape of cartoon Korean mushroom-heads who taste as sweet as lady fingers.

I don’t know much about the mystical landscape that Choco Boy hails from, but gosh darn it, I could give a shit. His chocolatey mushroom cap and crunchy torso are all I need to forget the cares of the work-a-day world.

I thought I’d try to find out more about this mysterious Choco Boy, but when I went and Googled “Choco Boy”, I was quite disturbed to find this:


(The “Choco Boy” site has since been destroyed – thank christ. Lucky I saved a screen cap, huh?!)

Now, who in HELL would mislead me in my Choco Boy delirium with this asinine garbage I ask you?! Good Christ! I’m just about to munch into another sweet, chocolatey, crunchy Choco Boy and I’m greeted with a couple of Choco Boys!

Suddenly, I don’t feel so calm anymore!

All I wanted was to just sit around, relax, forget about insane clients, idiotic movies and the fact that Billy Van is dead and then…thinking I’ve found Choco-Boy… I feel the mulched Korean candy drip from my gaping maw…bile soon following in a regurgitative rush!

BAH!! Fuck Choco Boy and fuck happiness! I’m angry again!!