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	<description>where blind rage and bad humor tango</description>
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		<title>Pressure Sensitivity</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2011/11/pressure-sensitivity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[computers: the death of us all!]]></category>
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11:32:41 AM BuCkSaTaN: So did you say you didn&#8217;t like the Wacom Bamboo tablet?
11:33:18 AM Skippin&#8217; Smilin&#8217; Hat-Boy: i said it&#8217;s a great mouse but not a very good drawing tablet
11:33:58 AM Skippin&#8217; Smilin&#8217; Hat-Boy: it especially sucks if you switch from an intous to the bamboo
11:34:28 AM BuCkSaTaN: I got one, I like it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Subway</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/11/subway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[12:48] &#60;Gary&#62;
i love how Subway&#8217;s slogon is &#8220;eat fresh&#8221; yet they almost always serve you a stale bun
[12:49] &#60;BuCkSaTaN&#62;
Yeah I hear ya&#8230; and their bread ovens smell like formaldehyde mixed with bleach.
It&#8217;s like, where the fuck are you getting that dough? I think you used Comet, there jackass, not flour.

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		<title>Gary acts like a moron in Queens&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/10/gary-acts-like-a-moron-in-queens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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[11:55] Gary: Gary act&#8217;s like a moron in Queens:
i went to a italian take out in queens that had sweet veal on the menu.
it was one of those places where you order on one side and pick up on the other
i argued with the guy cause i just wanted a plain fucken veal sandwich. not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Real Doll-ish Stuff</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/01/more-real-doll-ish-stuff/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/01/more-real-doll-ish-stuff/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awhile back I spoke of the insanity of the Real Doll.
Article One: Has The World Gone Mad?
Article Two: Silicone Love Update&#8230;
Well, I&#8217;ve just been gobsmacked again when stumbling upon the silicone equivalent of the proverbial bag over a woman&#8217;s head during sex. Not happy with your ugly girlfriend? Always wanted to make boing-boing with that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CB MSN</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/08/cb-msn/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/08/cb-msn/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[breakfast with gjuddy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flotsam & jetsam]]></category>

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God help me, I don&#8217;t know why, but I think it&#8217;s funny to shout CB lingo over messenger.
4:26:38 PM gjuddy mcmudd: back
4:28:09 PM BuCkSaTaN: HEY GOOD BUDDY! BREAKER BREAKER!
4:30:51 PM BuCkSaTaN: YA JUST BLEW MA BACK DOORS OFF GOOD BUDDY!
4:31:02 PM BuCkSaTaN: THAT&#8217;S A 10-28 GOOD BUDDY
4:31:14 PM gjuddy mcmudd: ah huh
4:36:07 PM BuCkSaTaN: WHAT&#8217;S [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogs</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2007/02/blogs/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2007/02/blogs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(4:43:57 PM) BuCkSaTaN:  I have to start writing more on my blog on stop lazily posting messenger conversations instead. You used to write some good stuff &#8211; what happened to ya? Now we&#8217;re both too lazy to think.
(4:45:40 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  its pointless..
(4:46:11 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  its like masturbating in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Max&#8221; Clooney (1987-2006)</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/12/max-clooney-1987-2006/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/12/max-clooney-1987-2006/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[flotsam & jetsam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News Article on George Clooney&#8217;s Pig.
(2:17:26 PM) BuCkSaTaN:  It&#8217;s so terrible! My life&#8217;s tragedies are nothing compared to George&#8217;s.
(2:19:45 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  sad news about the pig
(2:24:37 PM) BuCkSaTaN:  Sad?! I didn&#8217;t cry as much when my father passed away!
(2:25:44 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  clooney is a good man.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Has the world gone fucking mad?</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/04/has-the-world-gone-fucking-mad/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/04/has-the-world-gone-fucking-mad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[daily Life]]></category>
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Working in the adult industry online has taught me that there are a great deal of pathetic, deperate, loser males out there. But if anything screams &#8220;shut-in-hermit-cum-serial-killer&#8221; more than the users of silicone dolls, I really can&#8217;t imagine what does. It reminds me of something out of a David Lynch film or Dennis Hopper&#8217;s sad, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Art.</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/03/art/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/03/art/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Mar 2006 14:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[flotsam & jetsam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You cannot make a silk purse out of a sow&#8217;s ear&#8230;
.
From the Capla Kesting Fine Art opening&#8217;s web site (for more click the picture):
&#8220;A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a ‘first’ for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the “ideal” model for Pro-Life and the subject of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God Help Us All&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/02/god-help-us-all/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/02/god-help-us-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[flotsam & jetsam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t own a Windows box, nor do I use any &#8220;popular&#8221; messenger, so I can&#8217;t really say what goes on with the blinking, whizzing ads and consistent harassment from porn scum over ICQ. This hilarious transcript, of just such an instance, amazes me with the absolute greed under which these assholes operate.
Also, anyone using [...]]]></description>
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