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	<description>where blind rage and bad humor tango</description>
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		<title>Subway</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/11/subway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[12:48] &#60;Gary&#62;
i love how Subway&#8217;s slogon is &#8220;eat fresh&#8221; yet they almost always serve you a stale bun
[12:49] &#60;BuCkSaTaN&#62;
Yeah I hear ya&#8230; and their bread ovens smell like formaldehyde mixed with bleach.
It&#8217;s like, where the fuck are you getting that dough? I think you used Comet, there jackass, not flour.

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		<title>Gary acts like a moron in Queens&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/10/gary-acts-like-a-moron-in-queens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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[11:55] Gary: Gary act&#8217;s like a moron in Queens:
i went to a italian take out in queens that had sweet veal on the menu.
it was one of those places where you order on one side and pick up on the other
i argued with the guy cause i just wanted a plain fucken veal sandwich. not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Real Doll-ish Stuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awhile back I spoke of the insanity of the Real Doll.
Article One: Has The World Gone Mad?
Article Two: Silicone Love Update&#8230;
Well, I&#8217;ve just been gobsmacked again when stumbling upon the silicone equivalent of the proverbial bag over a woman&#8217;s head during sex. Not happy with your ugly girlfriend? Always wanted to make boing-boing with that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CB MSN</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/08/cb-msn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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God help me, I don&#8217;t know why, but I think it&#8217;s funny to shout CB lingo over messenger.
4:26:38 PM gjuddy mcmudd: back
4:28:09 PM BuCkSaTaN: HEY GOOD BUDDY! BREAKER BREAKER!
4:30:51 PM BuCkSaTaN: YA JUST BLEW MA BACK DOORS OFF GOOD BUDDY!
4:31:02 PM BuCkSaTaN: THAT&#8217;S A 10-28 GOOD BUDDY
4:31:14 PM gjuddy mcmudd: ah huh
4:36:07 PM BuCkSaTaN: WHAT&#8217;S [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogs</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2007/02/blogs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(4:43:57 PM) BuCkSaTaN:  I have to start writing more on my blog on stop lazily posting messenger conversations instead. You used to write some good stuff &#8211; what happened to ya? Now we&#8217;re both too lazy to think.
(4:45:40 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  its pointless..
(4:46:11 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  its like masturbating in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Max&#8221; Clooney (1987-2006)</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/12/max-clooney-1987-2006/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[News Article on George Clooney&#8217;s Pig.
(2:17:26 PM) BuCkSaTaN:  It&#8217;s so terrible! My life&#8217;s tragedies are nothing compared to George&#8217;s.
(2:19:45 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  sad news about the pig
(2:24:37 PM) BuCkSaTaN:  Sad?! I didn&#8217;t cry as much when my father passed away!
(2:25:44 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  clooney is a good man.  [...]]]></description>
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