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		<title>James Cameron</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2010/03/james-cameron/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2010/03/james-cameron/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[3:35] &#60;Kirby&#62;
I hate James Cameron.
Can&#8217;t he afford to get a decent haircut?

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		<title>Two Gentlemen Lebowski</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2010/01/two-gentlemen-lebowski/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2010/01/two-gentlemen-lebowski/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Thrust in Me</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/12/thrust-in-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I miss the days of transgression.

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		<title>My Breakfast With Gjuddy: The Godfather Restoration</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/05/the-godfather-restoration/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2009/05/the-godfather-restoration/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 18:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[breakfast with gjuddy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[film]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
2:47:36 PM BuCkSaTaN: I already have this on DVD &#8211; fuck I hate technology&#8230;
2:47:59 PM BuCkSaTaN: Apprently now, when I see this new restoration my eyes will explode and my ears will melt, so there&#8217;s that.
2:48:04 PM Gjuddy McMudd: right.
2:48:35 PM BuCkSaTaN: I better race over to Future Shop and plunk down my 59.99.
2:48:49 PM [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ass-crits</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/08/ass-crits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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I gotta say it, I can&#8217;t hold back the rage any longer.
Film Critics who use &#8220;rom-com&#8221;, &#8220;rom-zom-com&#8221;, &#8220;torture porn&#8221; (sometimes adding &#8220;porn&#8221; to the end of another word to form a film-related phrase) or say &#8220;double-dipping&#8221; to refer to a DVD re-release, should be smeared in feces and have urine thrown at them.
It&#8217;s not trendy, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 things I&#8217;d rather do than watch &#8220;Sex and the City&#8221; again.</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/06/10-things-id-rather-do-than-watch-sex-and-the-city-again/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2008/06/10-things-id-rather-do-than-watch-sex-and-the-city-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Eat broken glass.
2. Shove butter knives into my eye sockets.
3. Get ass-raped by Mike Tyson.
4. Listen to every album of Celine Dion for weeks on end while locked in a small room with no escape.
5. Talk about nothing but the weather with everyone I know.
6. Juggle chainsaws.
7. Attend a series of business meetings with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From Beyond on DVD: 09-11-07</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2007/08/from-beyond-on-dvd-09-11-07/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2007/08/from-beyond-on-dvd-09-11-07/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[film]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No two-disk set, but whatever. It&#8217;s finally on DVD.

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		<title>The Dark Backward finally out on DVD!</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2007/08/the-dark-backward-finally-out-on-dvd/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2007/08/the-dark-backward-finally-out-on-dvd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Adam Rifkin classic film of filth and degradation gets the Special Edition treatment.

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		<title>Two for happy feet please.</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/12/happy-feet/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/12/happy-feet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[film]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/?p=336</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(4:36:50 PM) BuCkSaTaN:   Pan&#8217;s Labyrinth &#8211; heard of it?
(4:38:56 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  happy feet
(4:39:01 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  now theres a movie
(4:39:08 PM) BuCkSaTaN:   Really?
(4:39:21 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  yeah totally go see that
(4:39:29 PM) bad unkle v2.0:  compelling and rich
(4:40:08 PM) BuCkSaTaN:   I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Three Worst Film Directors</title>
		<link>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/08/top-three-worst-film-directors/</link>
		<comments>http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/2006/08/top-three-worst-film-directors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bucksatan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[film]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Ed Wood is lauded as the world&#8217;s worst film director but there&#8217;s an inept charm to his work. He had a tenacity and pluck, refusing to give up his offbeat visions of transvestitism, rubber monsters and spacemen. The idea of &#8220;so bad it&#8217;s good&#8221; is synonymous with an Ed Wood production. His films had no [...]]]></description>
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