[3:35] <Kirby>
I hate James Cameron.
Can’t he afford to get a decent haircut?

I miss the days of transgression.

2:47:36 PM BuCkSaTaN: I already have this on DVD – fuck I hate technology…
2:47:59 PM BuCkSaTaN: Apprently now, when I see this new restoration my eyes will explode and my ears will melt, so there’s that.
2:48:04 PM Gjuddy McMudd: right.
2:48:35 PM BuCkSaTaN: I better race over to Future Shop and plunk down my 59.99.
2:48:49 PM Gjuddy McMudd: if you leave now, you can be back for the meeting.
2:48:59 PM BuCkSaTaN: 10 mins? I don’t think so.
2:49:06 PM Gjuddy McMudd: give it a shot
2:49:42 PM BuCkSaTaN: bah…
2:51:23 PM BuCkSaTaN: What next? How crisp and clear can they make films?
2:51:32 PM BuCkSaTaN: I mean this film must have really sucked back in ’74.
2:51:40 PM Gjuddy McMudd: next comes the hollowdeck.
2:51:50 PM Gjuddy McMudd: where we’re actually in the movie.

I gotta say it, I can’t hold back the rage any longer.

Film Critics who use “rom-com”, “rom-zom-com”, “torture porn” (sometimes adding “porn” to the end of another word to form a film-related phrase) or say “double-dipping” to refer to a DVD re-release, should be smeared in feces and have urine thrown at them.

It’s not trendy, funny, cute or neat. It’s simply fucking lazy.

There. Whew. I feel better now.

1. Eat broken glass.
2. Shove butter knives into my eye sockets.
3. Get ass-raped by Mike Tyson.
4. Listen to every album of Celine Dion for weeks on end while locked in a small room with no escape.
5. Talk about nothing but the weather with everyone I know.
6. Juggle chainsaws.
7. Attend a series of business meetings with a refrigerator manufacturer.
8. Bungee jump into a pit of sharks and alligators.
9. Watch “Full House” re-runs.
10. Give up beer.

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