1:21:39 PM BuCkSaTaN: Remind me never to get this fucking chicken again… WTF! It’s called “garlic chicken” when they should have called it “gristle and bone chicken”. Hey! – Let’s hack up a bunch of chicken thighs and see how many splinters people can choke on… That’s what I enjoy… eating real careful like, like a dog that’s been beaten then had a plate of horse meat set in front of him. How could anyone find this desirable?? Mmmm…a mouth full of spinal disks. Trying to separate the meat from the tiny bones… good times. It’s as if someone threw a bunch of wings into a food processor and dumped some gravy on them.
1:29:37 PM BuCkSaTaN: Worst lunch ever.
1:30:42 PM Gary: Cripes.
1:31:18 PM BuCkSaTaN: Thank god I got noodles and vegetables or I’d starve on the 2g of chicken I just ate.

11:30:06 AM Gary: I think it’s gonna be a grease burger day!
11:30:13 AM BuCkSaTaN: Hey! Me too!
11:30:23 AM Gary: some nice cheddar cheese
11:30:34 AM Gary: side of poutine?
11:35:54 AM BuCkSaTaN: Nah, I have free McDonalds coupons and I’m gonna cash em ALL in…
11:39:20 AM Gary: oh no
11:39:42 AM BuCkSaTaN: I don’t care what you say… I have Big Mac craving.
11:39:43 AM Gary: mcd’s gives me mud butt next day
11:39:56 AM BuCkSaTaN: sick
11:40:02 AM Gary: I get the serious McShits
11:40:17 AM BuCkSaTaN: Perhaps you should see a doctor about that.
11:40:32 AM Gary: it’s mcd’s that does it hahaha
11:40:45 AM BuCkSaTaN: mmmm… no, no I think not. I think you should see someone. Seriously.
11:40:45 AM Gary: my body doesn’t digest it very well
11:41:12 AM Gary: I mentioned it to my naturopath and she said stop eating mcd’s hahaha
11:41:22 AM BuCkSaTaN: naturopath… hahahahaha
11:41:28 AM Gary: hehe
11:41:49 AM BuCkSaTaN: Of course she’d say that… but of course she’d also say, eat a bunch of grass and rocks too.
11:42:13 AM BuCkSaTaN: Here Gary, drink this delicious mixture of wheat-grass with bug bile.
11:42:22 AM Gary: Next time you’re in a forest, give a tree a hug then eat all the shit around your feet?
11:42:41 AM BuCkSaTaN: Don’t forget to sprinkle a little oat-germ on it.
11:43:03 AM Gary: wheatgrass is tastey tho
11:43:07 AM BuCkSaTaN: I’ll take the big mac thanks.
11:43:10 AM Gary: haha
11:43:10 AM BuCkSaTaN: You only live once.
11:43:15 AM Gary: true
11:43:37 AM Gary: and i wanna leave a rotted intestined corpse
11:43:39 AM BuCkSaTaN: And you can have a nice healthy handful of carib with tofu-vomit on it for dessert.
11:43:51 AM Gary: SWEET
11:44:03 AM Gary: now i’m feeling sick
11:44:12 AM Gary: i’d love a big mac
11:44:15 AM Gary: double big mac
11:44:21 AM Gary: with extra mac sauce
11:44:28 AM BuCkSaTaN: Thaaaat’s right, abstain from everything so you die with a nice healthy corpse. What a waste of life’s enjoyments.
11:44:59 AM BuCkSaTaN: Christ… it’s like, hoard all the money you can and leave it to someone else.
11:45:08 AM BuCkSaTaN: Why not just give it away in this life? Save yourself the trouble…
11:45:18 AM Gary: I love the line …. He died suddenly. He jogged everyday and died suddenly.
11:45:28 AM BuCkSaTaN: Oh I can’t spend… no no no… I need to make sure everyone else can enjoy the fruits of my labor.
11:45:37 AM Gary: yeah true…
11:45:55 AM BuCkSaTaN: There are no guarantees in life except death and taxes.
11:45:56 AM Gary: that’s it…
11:46:04 AM Gary: i’m gonna get me some crack tonight hahahaha
11:46:08 AM BuCkSaTaN: hahahaha
11:46:17 AM BuCkSaTaN: With a heroin chaser!
11:46:18 AM Gary: sheesh
11:46:30 AM Gary: need some hookers too!
11:46:31 AM BuCkSaTaN: Well let’s not get crazy now…
11:46:52 AM Gary: haha
11:47:01 AM BuCkSaTaN: I mean, enjoy within reason… but how the fuck am I going to enjoy life with all my money locked away in the bank and chewing on a celery stick?
11:47:15 AM Gary: you’re not
11:47:28 AM BuCkSaTaN: mmmm… lima beans. That’s livin!
11:47:37 AM Gary: HAHA

I really like this site. It’s more than just a listing of tunes and habits. I’ve found more than a few bands by their rather accurate collecting of “like” bands. And given there is really no such thing as categorizations in music these days, places like last.fm and imeem – which actually allows an iPhone app in Canada – are a welcome and entertaining couple of sites.

Anyway, here’s my top 20 bands according to last.fm: Muse should be higher, really.

1		KMFDM			1,054
2		Rammstein			638
3		Melvins			630
4		Frank Zappa			597
5		PJ Harvey			486
6		Queen Adreena			411
7		Skinny Puppy			410
8		Hanzel und Gretyl			382
9		Delerium			337
10		Static-X			333
11		Marilyn Manson			326
12		Metric			307
13		Oomph!			261
13		Ministry			261
15		System of a Down			260
16		The Prodigy			245
17		Blonde Redhead			241
18		Slayer			233
18		Monster Magnet			233
20		Muse			224

By the way, fuck the CRTC.

A One Man Woodstock

Busker-Boy tries to find just the right chord.

1:06:52 PM BuCkSaTaN: cold cuts footlong… meh… it’ll do.
1:07:13 PM BuCkSaTaN: A bland sandwich for my bland mood. Wheeeeee!
1:08:16 PM Gary Gnu: mmmm…nitrates=colon cancer=diaper when you’re 40
1:09:24 PM BuCkSaTaN: Delicious nitrates…. mmmm
1:09:58 PM BuCkSaTaN: And sweet sweeet preservatives. The prolonger of life… mmmm
1:10:29 PM BuCkSaTaN: Besides you boob, I’m already 43 and no diaper in sight yet.
1:11:11 PM BuCkSaTaN: Depends would be cool. I’d never have to leave my desk. Just squeeze out a loaf here as I type.
1:14:41 PM Gary Gnu: So I guess I should be wearing a diaper too.
1:14:58 PM Gary Gnu: I want a toilet desk!
1:16:55 PM Gary Gnu: a computer chair with proper plumbing…
1:17:09 PM BuCkSaTaN: iToilet.
1:17:20 PM BuCkSaTaN: Or the iDumper.
1:17:54 PM BuCkSaTaN: Then Apple can forget to ship with an upgrade and the thing starts spraying feces everywhere until you download it.
1:18:43 PM BuCkSaTaN: “Can’t talk now Ted! My iDumper is covering me in last night’s beer and chili dogs!”
1:22:44 PM Gary Gnu: hahahaa
1:22:45 PM Gary Gnu: love it!
1:22:49 PM BuCkSaTaN: haha
1:23:20 PM BuCkSaTaN: Ahhh now to burn the bleached bun off my teeth with a nice Diet Coke. This is the life.

If you love email spam, you can thank Alan Ralsky. He started spamming back before anyone knew what spam was, in the late 90s. By 2001, he managed to push so much shit through the Verizon servers he shut them down, leading to a lawsuit from Verizon.

That lawsuit was settled and by 2002, Ralsky was rolling in enough dick enlargement cream cash to buy a $750,000 mansion. He continued spamming, using a database of 250 million names, charging companies to send out their shit e-mails for them. Up to 70 million a day, by his own admission.

As with all great assholes, the taint of arrogance was right around the corner, under the ballsack of stupidity. Ralsky, smug and potentially borderline retarded, did an interview with the Detroit News in which he seemed quite pleased with himself and the legal way he was doing business.

Readers didn’t find things as amusing as he did and when the interview was posted on Slashdot, some people went out of their way to find the address to his new home, which they then posted. The result was Ralsky being signed up to every hardcopy mailing campaign people could find.

Snail mail, as the kids call it, started arriving at Ralsky’s mansion by the truckload. Literally by the truckload, as tons of it was delivered to his house each and every day. Ralsky’s reaction was to complain that he was being harassed and was going to sue. This lead to massive bouts of laughter and an unprecedented level of not giving a shit. But at least the man won’t have to leave home to do his Christmas shopping.

Source: Cracked.com