Solution??

Posted in computers: the death of us all! on November 23rd, 2006 by bucksatan

.Mac Webmail: Firefox issues when sending mail

Issue or symptom:

If you try to send a message with a large attachment in .Mac Webmail using the Firefox browser, be sure not to click close right after send. If you do, Firefox may unexpectedly quit.

Products affected:

* .Mac Webmail
* Firefox

Solution:

To avoid this situation, either don’t close immediately after sending, or use Safari.

(Yeah gee, Safari is great if I don’t want to use Google chat, Yahoo’s new mail beta, WordPress, MySpace’s advanced editors or anything dynamic on the web.)

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Posted in computers: the death of us all! on November 14th, 2006 by bucksatan

http://americanangst.com/dingfries.html
(10:50:53 AM) BuCkSaTaN: You know, you have a real affinity for the downs kids, you should get one for a pet.
(10:53:44 AM) bad unkle v2.0: i said that the other day.. come home in a bad mood.. open the closet..instant happiness
(10:53:52 AM) BuCkSaTaN haha
(10:54:03 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Id like a herd of them
(10:54:12 AM) bad unkle v2.0: i would train them to be thieves
(10:54:46 AM) bad unkle v2.0: dress them in ninja outfits with a number on them.. then dispatch them in the mall like a giant drooling wave
(10:55:10 AM) bad unkle v2.0: whos going to prosecute a retard in a ninja outfit?

[later after another friend comments: "And in return all they ask for is taters and gravy..."]

(11:05:17 AM) bad unkle v2.0: only an inexperienced caretaker/thief master would ever give them gravy unless you like doing laundry all day. If it doesnt come in a sippy cup, forget it. That guy really needs to think things through.
(11:06:09 AM) bad unkle v2.0: what’s next jelly donuts? Ill bet your friend is Canadian..
(11:06:40 AM) BuCkSaTaN: er… yes.
(11:06:51 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Im not surprised..
(11:06:53 AM) BuCkSaTaN: bah.
(11:07:04 AM) bad unkle v2.0: You reward them with stickers.. just so you know…
(11:07:21 AM) BuCkSaTaN: You really have thought this through.
(11:07:33 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Fail to plan..Plan to fail
(11:07:52 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Well, good luck to you on that plan…
(11:08:12 AM) bad unkle v2.0: So you have a better one? Im sick of working for a living…
(11:08:29 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I’ll think about it.
(11:08:46 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Well unless you come up with something better, I am going to start amassing my tard-army…

Micromorals

Posted in computers: the death of us all! on September 23rd, 2005 by bucksatan

I’m going to write this and let whoever reads it make of it what they will.

Microsoft Entourage (or Outlook Express to you Windoze people) will allow “shit”, “piss”, “fuck”, “cocksucker”, “motherfucker”, and “tits” in it’s red underlined auto spell check, but disallows “cunt”.

Why not “cunt“?

Just What is a Blog?

Posted in computers: the death of us all! on August 17th, 2005 by bucksatan

So I’m sitting in the local pub, trying to avoid what I’ve dubbed “Saw Fest ‘05″ - all four sides of my apartment polluted with the grating whine of the Sunday 9-5er’s power tools as they fix up their $300,000 Toronto dumps. I usually have a bite during this exodus and read NOW [A local Toronto free paper].

This article kind of annoyed me with it’s soap-box free-speech rant. In particular the second line after a pointed reference to a Simpsons episode of all things;

Every ass with a computer thinks his blog or cyberspace rambling warrants public attention.

I’m a little fatigued that techno-geeks who think that the internet was “theirs” to begin with and now that it’s over-run by “asses“; no longer the merry little wank-ground for their own personal circle-jerk. Blogs by their very nature, are public. Whether they warrant attention or not, is immaterial. The problem is that the media [I know, I know... ] feels that because of a few news-related or journalistic blogs by writers of note, the blog becomes perceived as some kind of important social forum. That blogs even need to have any social merit, is completely ludicrous to me. They can, but don’t necessarily have to.

Let’s just pull some definitions of what a blog really is from the web shall we? [from Google].

a public web site where users post informal journals of their thoughts, comments, and philosophies, updated frequently and normally reflecting the views of the blog’s creator.

An online journal or diary that is frequently updated…

Nowhere can I find a definition for “blog” or “weblog” that requires the “blogger” to use his forum for anything more than a space for personal expression.

From the article:

We are in the throes of a revolutionary change in mass communications, and it will take some time to purify the medium.

Bold statement! Who is this writer? Cyber-Hitler? Purify the medium? This sounds like the type of elitist nonsense that would come from some snot-nosed hacker crying about the injustices of his beloved internet from the cozy confines of his mother’s basement.

The rest of this article is hung on some bomb-making scam and really has nothing to do with blogs at all. It has more to do with spam and the Supreme Court’s ruling over some greedy pinhead selling the secrets of destruction to the rest of the swinish multitude. Hey, the internet was built by greedy pinheads selling destructive bullshit to the public! Ever hear of cigarettes? McDonalds? Porn? Welcome to Capitalism.

I know this is supposed to be a pro-free speech article, but I couldn’t tell if the article was really pro-free speech or was about wiping out anyone with a keyboard that didn’t use it for it’s “intended” purpose. Whatever that is…

Anyway, I’ve wasted enough of my night with this entry.

In conclusion, I don’t really care who reads this blog. I use it simply to puke up shit I despise, post things I find humorous or try to make my friends laugh.

By the way, I have the shits from the burger I ate. I’ve had a couple of drinks and I’m listening to Nick Cave. The United States sucks! In fact, so does Canada! Let’s all live in Europe! They get tits in the Sun and smoke dope in coffee houses! Life is unfair! I just used this rant to post a narcissistic picture of myself! Fuck you all! This is my blog!

If you want to call me an “ass” for it, it wouldn’t be the first time.

A Day In Hell

Posted in computers: the death of us all! on August 10th, 2005 by bucksatan

9AM:

Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” plays in the kitchen as I step out of the shower on the way to my desk.

My goal this morning? To find a high resolution image of a banana. That’s right folks. A banana. Why? Apparently the MPAA says that you can’t point a gun at someone in a movie poster. [Even though it's okay to chop their head off and rape their wife, once you're in the theatre. Oh those crazy repressive Americans...] I have been instructed to replace said character’s gun with a banana.

I’ve backed up these huge high resolution posters to a wonderfully idiotic (and now defunct, I hope) media called DVD-RAM. This type of fucking disk has been the bane of my existence for quite sometime now with it’s unexpected fuck-ups (usually at the worst possible time) and it’s extraordinarily poor performance. (The sales dude, years ago, said you could edit video directly from them. HA!)

Thinking all would be safe with the posters I had backed up on these shit-disks, I’m thinking I’ll just make a real DVD backup of everything and get to work. Well, as you can already surmise, one of the disks worked; the other two, I had to crack open with a butter knife and spit upon, with great vengeance and furrrrrious anger…

This is the last time I backup for clients on this whore of a disk media.

As I have always suspected, computers make life neither easier nor more efficient, but they will, indeed, be the death of us all.

Computers are the Bee’s Knees!

Posted in computers: the death of us all! on July 11th, 2005 by bucksatan

Way back in 1993 I thought computers were nothing more than the devil’s handiwork. Horrible boxes of ones and zeros designed to suck us all into an apocolyptical era of soul-less automation. I actually thought the introduction of these glorified abacuses would turn us all into hermetic, zombified, drooling automatons.

Boy, was I wrong!

Computers really help us. They actually make things easier than if we had to perform tasks without them! You’ve heard the phrase “computers only do what you tell them to”, right? Well, the human race is certainly a fine example of order and concise thinking! Computers are merely a reflection of our global mindset - a wonderful place where we can all communicate with one another at the drop of a hat and live in glorious harmony.

In this positive pro-computer series we’ll take a look at some of the ways computers are more helpful in our daily professional, public and personal lives:

This time around: Telephone Operators!

If you can find anyone who doesn’t enjoy the process of navigating their way around these fabulous new voice-activated phone systems, I’ll eat my hat! Why hire human beings to communicate with someone in need of help, when the phone user can do everything themselves through a pleasant synthetic voice machine?

This way, we can eventually fire all of those pesky operators and support individuals, then charge the customer more money as we slowly become a DIY society!

I prefer to languish on the phone taking my time with a talking robot, rather than punching in my options on a simple touch tone service, given my clumsy sausage-like fingers! It’s even worse than trying to deal with a human being (with all their foibles and poor attitudes)! I would seriously love to meet whoever came up with this cute idea! I’d like to shake his [or her] hand…

[to be continued...]

Apple Mail

Posted in computers: the death of us all! on June 20th, 2005 by bucksatan

One of my favorite things about Apple Mail is that you cannot delete a mail attachment on your hard drive until you quit Mail. What a great security feature of this fine Apple product! Another fine feature of their machines is that there is only two USB ports in the back of it. That’s cool, since I don’t use a printer or scanner in my line of business anyway. Both ports are taken up by my Logitech keyboard and mouse. Cool! Apple is the best!