When I quit Illustrator and just sit there – no button pressing, no switching, no mouse/tablet movement – just staring at the screen, Illustrator magically starts right back up again, presumably feeling that I haven’t used it enough. WooooOoOoOooooo – it’s the ghost of Illustrator past! Aghhh!

Sigh. Every single time I restart this box because yet another app crashed and I had to force-quit the thing, the Mac OS seems to want to rescan all my drives (some of them 1TB). EVERY FUCKING TIME. It takes over 15 minutes and it slows absolutely every process on my computer down. Fuck off, Spotlight!!

I love the way one app goes into spinning fuck-ball mode, then all of my apps start a cascading failure after I force quit the piece of shit that started it in the first place.

First, Adium goes down.

Bullshit.

I could go on with a series of these screen caps, but why bother.

Well, this is just brilliant. HandBrake tells me that I have an update and should I install with the new version? Of course! It only makes sense doesn’t it? I then restart the app and… wait. Can’t restart the app. It’s rendered inoperable since I have a Power PC and not an Intel Mac. Awesome. Just awesome.