God help me, I don’t know why, but I think it’s funny to shout CB lingo over messenger.

4:26:38 PM gjuddy mcmudd: back
4:28:09 PM BuCkSaTaN: HEY GOOD BUDDY! BREAKER BREAKER!
4:30:51 PM BuCkSaTaN: YA JUST BLEW MA BACK DOORS OFF GOOD BUDDY!
4:31:02 PM BuCkSaTaN: THAT’S A 10-28 GOOD BUDDY
4:31:14 PM gjuddy mcmudd: ah huh
4:36:07 PM BuCkSaTaN: WHAT’S THAT, GOOD BUDDY? THAT WAS A 10-1 ON THAT LAST TRANSMISSION!

The Atlantic Article

1:35:24 PM Gjuddy McMudd: sorry…can’t concentrate long enough to read it…
1:35:34 PM BuCkSaTaN: He lost me after the bit about Nietzsche.
1:36:05 PM Gjuddy McMudd: it’s true…but only reading online…I’m reading a book constantly.
1:36:16 PM Gjuddy McMudd: Something about staring at the screen…
1:36:39 PM BuCkSaTaN: Yeah I’ve always got a book on the go - I agree with you - it’s tough to read online - if I print it out and hit the crapper it’s much easier.
1:36:55 PM Gjuddy McMudd: The crapper…
1:37:05 PM BuCkSaTaN: You have to wonder what future generations are going to be like…
1:37:14 PM Gjuddy McMudd: I know…
1:37:28 PM BuCkSaTaN: How about your kids? They read?
1:37:40 PM Gjuddy McMudd: Not like I did, though they are starting to a little more.
1:37:44 PM BuCkSaTaN: My god - are we actually having an adult discussion?
1:37:48 PM BuCkSaTaN: This can’t be good.

3:53:09 PM BuCkSaTaN: Hey got any B52s? In particular the first two albums.
3:53:22 PM BuCkSaTaN: Actually those are the only two good albums.
3:53:45 PM Gjuddy McMudd: if it was anyone but you I’d think that was a joke…
3:54:14 PM BuCkSaTaN: Who can resist the campy, good-time, yet satirical, pop of the B52s??
3:54:18 PM Gjuddy McMudd: of course
3:54:34 PM BuCkSaTaN: So I’ll take that as a no?
3:54:41 PM Gjuddy McMudd: you sure can
3:54:42 PM BuCkSaTaN: bah
3:54:55 PM Gjuddy McMudd: may have rock lobster kickin’ around somewhere
3:55:05 PM Gjuddy McMudd: for when the WOMEN are at Gordoon’s
3:55:14 PM BuCkSaTaN: bah… the entire first album is killer. So is their second one actually.
3:56:51 PM BuCkSaTaN: Granted, I’ll never forgive them for covering the Flintstones theme and they really sucked after 1980, but hey…
3:57:22 PM Gjuddy McMudd: I can’t believe yer still talking about the B52’s!
3:57:31 PM BuCkSaTaN: haha

3:57:54 PM Gjuddy McMudd: game six tonight….
3:58:03 PM BuCkSaTaN: What’s that?
3:58:04 PM Gjuddy McMudd: and on a Wednesday night
3:58:08 PM Gjuddy McMudd: yeehaw
3:58:10 PM BuCkSaTaN: Pool?
3:58:12 PM Gjuddy McMudd: game 6
3:58:15 PM BuCkSaTaN: of what?
3:58:17 PM Gjuddy McMudd: hockey
3:58:19 PM Gjuddy McMudd: stanley cup
3:58:21 PM BuCkSaTaN: oh christ…
3:58:27 PM BuCkSaTaN: Hockey.
3:58:34 PM Gjuddy McMudd: aw, go listen to yer B52’s…
3:58:58 PM BuCkSaTaN: Better than listening to some old fart screaming voice over into my living room.
3:59:12 PM Gjuddy McMudd: bah!
3:59:53 PM BuCkSaTaN: And some old bag cranking out the same organ crap during the interminable waits between the “action”. SNORRRRRE

[13:54] BuCkSaTaN: It’s sick out there - I hate it.
[13:55]BuCkSaTaN: Where’s winter??
[13:55] BuCkSaTaN: Can’t wait…
[13:55]gjuddy Mcmudd: hoo boy
[13:55] gjuddy mcmudd: that calls for a LOO!
[13:55] BuCkSaTaN: I hate summer
[13:55] BuCkSaTaN: HATE it
[13:56] BuCkSaTaN: You know what would be cool? If the sun was blotted out from the sky and we all had to live in eternal darkness.
[13:58] gjuddy mcmudd: mmm…well. death would follow pretty damn quickly.
[13:58] gjuddy mcmudd: so ya…I guess that would be cool…
[13:59] BuCkSaTaN: Nah, we’d build bio-domes with sun lights for growing vegetables and the like.
[14:00] gjuddy mcmudd: we’d all freeze to death!
[14:00] gjuddy mcmudd: never mind the light…
[14:01] BuCkSaTaN: bah…I’m doin’ it.
[14:01] gjuddy mcmudd: so the fucking bird died yesterday…
[For those of you following our story, Gjuddy has purchased two $200 pet birds for his daughters and both have died.]
[14:01] BuCkSaTaN: Again?!
[14:01] gjuddy mcmudd: …in the span of about 3 hours he went from healthy to dead.
[14:01] BuCkSaTaN: Why don’t you just get them a pet rock for god’s sake.
[14:01] gjuddy mcmudd: bah…
[14:01] BuCkSaTaN: It was probably the sun that killed it.

[14:47] BuCkSaTaN™: Okay is “Anonymous” Tomahawk’s new album?
[14:48] gjuddy mcmudd: yep
[14:48] gjuddy mcmudd: as hurtin as it is…
[14:48] BuCkSaTaN™: The other two albums are awesome - they shit the bed on this one. It’s like they decided to channel Jim Morrison or something…
[14:51] BuCkSaTaN™: What in fuck were they on? Peyote maaaan? Too much native indian influence. Normally I wouldn’t say this, but even in Patton’s deliberately eclectic catalogue, he has gone too far this time. Is he trying to alienate everyone? Seriously…And yet… all the critics love it… nuts.
[14:54] BuCkSaTaN™: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=12415
[14:54] BuCkSaTaN™: “arguably the best Tomahawk to date”…
[14:54] BuCkSaTaN™: WHAAAAAT?!
[14:55] gjuddy mcmudd : well…critics love stuff they hate…they figure it’s gotta be some serious attempt at high art if it sucks this bad.
[14:55] BuCkSaTaN™: haha
[14:56] gjuddy mcmudd : “each of its 13 songs are reinterpreted versions of some of the darker, more obscure instances of Native American tribal music discovered in early 20th century books that Denison found in his research for the album”.
[14:57] BuCkSaTaN™: If they’re three things in music I hate more than anything it’s the xylophone, the harmonica and any kind of native indian influence.
[14:57] gjuddy mcmudd : haha
[14:57] BuCkSaTaN™: Oliver Stone is probably jacking off to this album right now.
[14:57] gjuddy mcmudd : an harmonica has it’s place…
[14:58] BuCkSaTaN™: I suppose in blues it does, but as soon as I hear someone attempt jazz on one, I want to kick the fucking thing through their teeth.
[14:59] BuCkSaTaN™: Jesus this album sucks!
[14:59] gjuddy mcmudd : haha
14:59] BuCkSaTaN™: DEE-LETE from iPod. Thank yooooo!

[11:09] gjuddy mcmudd: oh no!!!
[11:09] gjuddy mcmudd: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11819-oral-sex-can-cause-throat-cancer.html
[11:09] BuCkSaTaN: Oh, for fuck sakes. I’ll take my chances, thanks…
[11:10] gjuddy mcmudd: haha
[11:11] BuCkSaTaN: Ridiculous. We’ll all be walking around in plastic suits fucking rubber dolls as the world sinks into armageddon. Besides, take a page from the journalistic school of lies: It says “can”, which might as well be “may”, which might as well be “bullshit”.
[11:12] gjuddy mcmudd: right
[11:12] BuCkSaTaN: I’ve got a news flash!! Living causes cancer.
[11:13] BuCkSaTaN: And where did they come up with the number five? This has got to be Right-Wing Christian Fundamentalist propoganda…haha…I can just see a bunch of meatheads using this as an excuse not to go down on their women.

[16:37] gjuddy mcmudd: can you believe American Pie is not one of Rolling Stone’s top 500 songs
[16:37] BuCkSaTaN: I can
[16:37] BuCkSaTaN: It stinks
[16:37] BuCkSaTaN: Like limburger
[16:37] gjuddy mcmudd: you stink
[16:37] BuCkSaTaN: Nice maturity.