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4:42:02 PM Gjuddy McMudd: Ok, I think I’m done for the day.
4:47:09 PM Gjuddy McMudd: http://list25.com/25-incredible-optical-illusions/
4:48:40 PM BuCkSaTaN: I’ll say…STUMBLE-BOY.
4:49:25 PM BuCkSaTaN: This is all I need…
4:49:34 PM Gjuddy McMudd: Some of them are really cool.
4:49:36 PM BuCkSaTaN: A bunch of optical illusions so I can stare at the screen more.
4:49:50 PM BuCkSaTaN: Like I don’t do that enough…

10:19:42 AM BuCkSaTaN: AND! THEYYY… CALL HIM MRRRR..SOOOGGGGGGG!
10:21:35 AM Gjuddy McMudd: oh ya
10:21:35 AM BuCkSaTaN: Nice melon.
10:25:10 AM Gjuddy McMudd: i’m gettin’ NOTHING done today
10:24:43 AM BuCkSaTaN: bah
10:24:50 AM BuCkSaTaN: GET TO WORK YA BUM!

[I see the pencil icon come up then disappear.]

10:27:17 AM BuCkSaTaN: Jesus, you must be comatose!

[And again, I see the pencil icon come up then disappear.]

10:29:11 AM BuCkSaTaN: Look at him! He can’t even type in a full sentence!
10:29:18 AM BuCkSaTaN: Ya hurtin sogmeister…
10:30:01 AM Gjuddy McMudd: Now where were those fart vids again…
10:29:24 AM BuCkSaTaN: hoo boy…
10:31:36 AM Gjuddy McMudd: why?
10:31:01 AM BuCkSaTaN: why?
10:31:06 AM BuCkSaTaN: Fart videos…

10:32:30 AM Gjuddy McMudd: where’s the fun un that
10:32:52 AM Gjuddy McMudd: women…
10:32:52 AM Gjuddy McMudd: Girl cutting some big ones at the mall
10:32:52 AM Gjuddy McMudd: ah huh
10:32:52 AM Gjuddy McMudd: pretty much
10:32:52 AM Gjuddy McMudd: whachutalkinbout

10:34:14 AM BuCkSaTaN: You’re hurtin’…
10:34:50 AM Gjuddy McMudd: whaaaaaaaaaat
10:35:04 AM Gjuddy McMudd: You are!
10:36:27 AM Gjuddy McMudd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJBrNwoXPdA&feature=related
10:35:55 AM BuCkSaTaN: yeah, no thanks.

[3:05] <BuCkSaTaN™ >:)>
I am sitting outside sweating like a retard sipping a cold Kronenbourg

[3:05] <Gjuddy McMudd>
I’m sitting in my dark basement eating brown beans out of a pot with a wooden spoon

Head on over to DrunkenLout.com for some good old fashioned Beer Porn!

Yes, Gjuddy has a site. It’s called Drunken Lout and it’s all about… surprise…beer. Enjoy!

4:45:32 PM Gjuddy McMudd: ok, outta here
4:45:47 PM Gjuddy McMudd: finally gonna walk the doggies and pick up some olives for tonight
4:46:00 PM BuCkSaTaN: olives? for martinis?
4:46:09 PM Gjuddy McMudd: no, just for eating
4:46:15 PM BuCkSaTaN: Olives.
4:46:18 PM Gjuddy McMudd: there ya go
4:46:25 PM Gjuddy McMudd: the big boys with the pimento
4:46:26 PM BuCkSaTaN: You might want to get something a little more substantial.
4:46:35 PM Gjuddy McMudd: it’s not for dinner
4:46:42 PM Gjuddy McMudd: it’s Wednesday night
4:46:54 PM Gjuddy McMudd: and on Wednesday night we eat olives
4:47:01 PM BuCkSaTaN: What? Are you in some olive cult?
4:47:10 PM BuCkSaTaN: Weird. I’ve never heard of that.
4:47:22 PM BuCkSaTaN: Do you eat anything else?
4:47:30 PM BuCkSaTaN: Or drink something with them?
4:47:49 PM Gjuddy McMudd: chips, pepperoni and crackers, nuts,…ah…
4:47:55 PM Gjuddy McMudd: plus a pint or 2
4:48:02 PM Gjuddy McMudd: cheese maybe
4:48:08 PM Gjuddy McMudd: depends on what people bring
4:48:10 PM BuCkSaTaN: Well, that makes more sense. I was thinking you were sitting around in a dark basement just eating olives.
4:48:35 PM Gjuddy McMudd: my daughter doesn’t think you’re very smart
4:48:48 PM BuCkSaTaN: She might want to go back and re-read the conversation.
4:48:58 PM Gjuddy McMudd: she might
4:49:07 PM BuCkSaTaN: Go eat some olives why don’t ya…

10:15:57 AM Gjuddy McMudd: christ
10:15:58 AM Gjuddy McMudd: http://failblog.org/2010/09/08/epic-fail-video-watermelon-launch-fail/
10:21:49 AM BuCkSaTaN: watching
10:22:43 AM BuCkSaTaN: ow…
10:22:54 AM Gjuddy McMudd: ow is right.
10:23:00 AM BuCkSaTaN: Hope she was okay. Nothing more than a broken nose and a couple of lost teeth, I guess.
10:23:14 AM BuCkSaTaN: She’ll never eat watermelon again, I’ll bet.
10:23:44 AM BuCkSaTaN: Isn’t weird how you have more pathos for women than men? I was ready to say, served “him” right until I saw that it was a girl.
10:24:00 AM BuCkSaTaN: Now I just feel sorry for her…
10:24:24 AM Gjuddy McMudd: haha…
10:25:55 AM BuCkSaTaN: If she was ugly, I’d feel even worse… and if she had Downs I’d be crying right now. THANKS.
10:28:57 AM BuCkSaTaN: Like that awful video [a friend] sent of me with this poor newswoman falling off a dock. It was horrible. He thought it was funny… I’m like, dude… really… she sounds like a pig caught in a bear trap.

[I don't watch network television, but this clip was from the "Amazing Race" and the girl, thankfully, is okay.]

3:47:32 PM BuCkSaTaN: Hey – do you have a smoke effect for Flash anywhere?
3:48:18 PM Gjuddy McMudd: think so
3:48:29 PM BuCkSaTaN: Could you be a pal and email it to me?
3:50:45 PM Gjuddy McMudd: mmm…good question
3:53:20 PM Gjuddy McMudd: you need fire as well?
3:53:41 PM BuCkSaTaN: Nah, got fire… in fact I’ll send the thing I bought to you.
3:53:51 PM Gjuddy McMudd: I have fire
3:54:08 PM Gjuddy McMudd: ok, sent what I have…
3:55:20 PM BuCkSaTaN: This doesn’t look bad, but I am lazy.
3:55:20 PM BuCkSaTaN: http://www.pixelhivedesign.com/tutorials/Realistic+Flash+Smoke+Effect/
3:56:03 PM Gjuddy McMudd: ya, all that copy and paste…
3:56:47 PM Gjuddy McMudd: http://activeden.net/item/fire-and-smoke-fx/65551
3:56:53 PM Gjuddy McMudd: 6 bucks
3:56:59 PM Gjuddy McMudd: sample 3
3:57:17 PM Gjuddy McMudd: AS3
3:57:19 PM Gjuddy McMudd: though
3:57:29 PM BuCkSaTaN: WHAAAARAAARAFAYJDSFGSIUBNFGHDJGHP AS 3?!! Thanks man

[After checking out the smoke effect]

4:09:58 PM BuCkSaTaN: I mean thanks, but that is the worst looking smoke I’ve ever seen. I think I asked for this before… jesus.
4:10:01 PM BuCkSaTaN: You use that? Just look at that wee hurtin’ little fire.
4:28:00 PM Gjuddy McMudd: And no, I don’t use it. I only keep it around so I can send it to you when you ask me for a smoke effect.

11:52:37 AM BuCkSaTaN: Man… Whatever half-retarded idiot built the government websites needs their job taken away.
11:53:05 AM BuCkSaTaN: The mandate must have been; “Let’s see how broken and fucked up we can make this.”
11:53:24 AM Gjuddy McMudd: ya
11:54:40 AM BuCkSaTaN: Christ… I even call the phone number they’ve got and it’s BUSY. What is this? 1972??

3:57:43 PM BuCkSaTaN: http://vimeo.com/10149605
4:06:15 PM BuCkSaTaN: I can see why it won the Academy Award for best short this year.
4:06:22 PM Gjuddy McMudd: lookit this little wee site
4:06:23 PM Gjuddy McMudd: http://www.docmantech.com/index.asp
4:06:58 PM BuCkSaTaN: I send him an oscar winning short and he sends me a toilet paper roll.

10:26:22 AM BuCkSaTaN: I’d love to do a YouTube video where someone is trying to teach an Adobe product to the public and it keeps fucking up.
“And then, you copy the vector from Illustrator over to… oh wait… we’ve got the spinning beachball… okay… hang on… well, it doesn’t seem to be moving. Hmm. It says ‘Not Responding’…. er… okay, so we could wait or we could – well now my mouse is frozen… all right… well, if my computer wasn’t frozen now, we’d have a nice Smart Object in Photo… ah fuck… now it’s quit on me…”

11:16:08 AM Gjuddy McMudd: haha