Lunctime with Gary

1:21:39 PM BuCkSaTaN: Remind me never to get this fucking chicken again… WTF! It’s called “garlic chicken” when they should have called it “gristle and bone chicken”. Hey! – Let’s hack up a bunch of chicken thighs and see how many splinters people can choke on… That’s what I enjoy… eating real careful like, like a dog that’s been beaten then had a plate of horse meat set in front of him. How could anyone find this desirable?? Mmmm…a mouth full of spinal disks. Trying to separate the meat from the tiny bones… good times. It’s as if someone threw a bunch of wings into a food processor and dumped some gravy on them.
1:29:37 PM BuCkSaTaN: Worst lunch ever.
1:30:42 PM Gary: Cripes.
1:31:18 PM BuCkSaTaN: Thank god I got noodles and vegetables or I’d starve on the 2g of chicken I just ate.

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