11:30:06 AM Gary: I think it’s gonna be a grease burger day!
11:30:13 AM BuCkSaTaN: Hey! Me too!
11:30:23 AM Gary: some nice cheddar cheese
11:30:34 AM Gary: side of poutine?
11:35:54 AM BuCkSaTaN: Nah, I have free McDonalds coupons and I’m gonna cash em ALL in…
11:39:20 AM Gary: oh no
11:39:42 AM BuCkSaTaN: I don’t care what you say… I have Big Mac craving.
11:39:43 AM Gary: mcd’s gives me mud butt next day
11:39:56 AM BuCkSaTaN: sick
11:40:02 AM Gary: I get the serious McShits
11:40:17 AM BuCkSaTaN: Perhaps you should see a doctor about that.
11:40:32 AM Gary: it’s mcd’s that does it hahaha
11:40:45 AM BuCkSaTaN: mmmm… no, no I think not. I think you should see someone. Seriously.
11:40:45 AM Gary: my body doesn’t digest it very well
11:41:12 AM Gary: I mentioned it to my naturopath and she said stop eating mcd’s hahaha
11:41:22 AM BuCkSaTaN: naturopath… hahahahaha
11:41:28 AM Gary: hehe
11:41:49 AM BuCkSaTaN: Of course she’d say that… but of course she’d also say, eat a bunch of grass and rocks too.
11:42:13 AM BuCkSaTaN: Here Gary, drink this delicious mixture of wheat-grass with bug bile.
11:42:22 AM Gary: Next time you’re in a forest, give a tree a hug then eat all the shit around your feet?
11:42:41 AM BuCkSaTaN: Don’t forget to sprinkle a little oat-germ on it.
11:43:03 AM Gary: wheatgrass is tastey tho
11:43:07 AM BuCkSaTaN: I’ll take the big mac thanks.
11:43:10 AM Gary: haha
11:43:10 AM BuCkSaTaN: You only live once.
11:43:15 AM Gary: true
11:43:37 AM Gary: and i wanna leave a rotted intestined corpse
11:43:39 AM BuCkSaTaN: And you can have a nice healthy handful of carib with tofu-vomit on it for dessert.
11:43:51 AM Gary: SWEET
11:44:03 AM Gary: now i’m feeling sick
11:44:12 AM Gary: i’d love a big mac
11:44:15 AM Gary: double big mac
11:44:21 AM Gary: with extra mac sauce
11:44:28 AM BuCkSaTaN: Thaaaat’s right, abstain from everything so you die with a nice healthy corpse. What a waste of life’s enjoyments.
11:44:59 AM BuCkSaTaN: Christ… it’s like, hoard all the money you can and leave it to someone else.
11:45:08 AM BuCkSaTaN: Why not just give it away in this life? Save yourself the trouble…
11:45:18 AM Gary: I love the line …. He died suddenly. He jogged everyday and died suddenly.
11:45:28 AM BuCkSaTaN: Oh I can’t spend… no no no… I need to make sure everyone else can enjoy the fruits of my labor.
11:45:37 AM Gary: yeah true…
11:45:55 AM BuCkSaTaN: There are no guarantees in life except death and taxes.
11:45:56 AM Gary: that’s it…
11:46:04 AM Gary: i’m gonna get me some crack tonight hahahaha
11:46:08 AM BuCkSaTaN: hahahaha
11:46:17 AM BuCkSaTaN: With a heroin chaser!
11:46:18 AM Gary: sheesh
11:46:30 AM Gary: need some hookers too!
11:46:31 AM BuCkSaTaN: Well let’s not get crazy now…
11:46:52 AM Gary: haha
11:47:01 AM BuCkSaTaN: I mean, enjoy within reason… but how the fuck am I going to enjoy life with all my money locked away in the bank and chewing on a celery stick?
11:47:15 AM Gary: you’re not
11:47:28 AM BuCkSaTaN: mmmm… lima beans. That’s livin!
11:47:37 AM Gary: HAHA