Well, as we all know, hardly anything goes smoothly in the land of computers. It’s been said many times, that if cars, televisions or other ubiquitous electronics in daily life worked as haphazardly as the soul-sucking personal computer, we’d be in ruins or jumping off a cliff… So, just for my own amusement – or rather, so I don’t grab the nearest blunt object and start smashing this device to bits, I’ve decided to keep track of all the bugs, crashes and various other random fuck-ups on my Mac. Enjoy! Or not.

Trying to encode a run-of-the-mill Quicktime with Adobe's "media encoder". This was the fascinating result.

What the video is supposed to look like:

Grrr... scary pixels I will eat your brains!