1:06:52 PM BuCkSaTaN: cold cuts footlong… meh… it’ll do.
1:07:13 PM BuCkSaTaN: A bland sandwich for my bland mood. Wheeeeee!
1:08:16 PM Gary Gnu: mmmm…nitrates=colon cancer=diaper when you’re 40
1:09:24 PM BuCkSaTaN: Delicious nitrates…. mmmm
1:09:58 PM BuCkSaTaN: And sweet sweeet preservatives. The prolonger of life… mmmm
1:10:29 PM BuCkSaTaN: Besides you boob, I’m already 43 and no diaper in sight yet.
1:11:11 PM BuCkSaTaN: Depends would be cool. I’d never have to leave my desk. Just squeeze out a loaf here as I type.
1:14:41 PM Gary Gnu: So I guess I should be wearing a diaper too.
1:14:58 PM Gary Gnu: I want a toilet desk!
1:16:55 PM Gary Gnu: a computer chair with proper plumbing…
1:17:09 PM BuCkSaTaN: iToilet.
1:17:20 PM BuCkSaTaN: Or the iDumper.
1:17:54 PM BuCkSaTaN: Then Apple can forget to ship with an upgrade and the thing starts spraying feces everywhere until you download it.
1:18:43 PM BuCkSaTaN: “Can’t talk now Ted! My iDumper is covering me in last night’s beer and chili dogs!”
1:22:44 PM Gary Gnu: hahahaa
1:22:45 PM Gary Gnu: love it!
1:22:49 PM BuCkSaTaN: haha
1:23:20 PM BuCkSaTaN: Ahhh now to burn the bleached bun off my teeth with a nice Diet Coke. This is the life.