My Breakfast With Gjuddy: Computer Meltdown

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1:38:56 PM BuCkSaTaN: Sorry, this piece of shit was too busy fucking up to respond…
1:39:30 PM BuCkSaTaN: I swear… I want to take a sledge to it – until it’s nothing more than a twisted pile of rubble, no longer recognizable as a computer.
1:39:59 PM BuCkSaTaN: People will walk up to it and say. “What’s that thing? It looks like op art…”
1:40:23 PM BuCkSaTaN: And I’ll say, “that’s what a programmers’ face will resemble if I get my mitts on him…”
1:41:09 PM Gjuddy McMudd: haha
1:41:19 PM Gjuddy McMudd: my mitts on him…you dirty rat you
1:42:55 PM BuCkSaTaN: haha
1:43:14 PM BuCkSaTaN: Smash it until every component is dust.
1:44:07 PM BuCkSaTaN: And what can you do? Honestly? Either pay fucking Apple a mint or wait until these programmers send another “fix”.

1:44:56 PM BuCkSaTaN: I’m just going to open ONE program at a time. Just ONE. Be right back… gotta check a website.
1:45:44 PM BuCkSaTaN: Okay awesome… now I’ve got to make that invite in Photoshop… back later!

1:46:04 PM Gjuddy McMudd: hoo boy
1:46:30 PM Gjuddy McMudd: that was quick
1:46:51 PM BuCkSaTaN: haha… it seems to be the only solution. Then when the app starts acting up – just erase it completely.
1:47:03 PM BuCkSaTaN: Until you’re down to Text Edit and nothing else on the computer.
1:47:16 PM BuCkSaTaN: And it ends up being a 3000 dollar typewriter…
1:48:11 PM BuCkSaTaN: “Can you make me a website Bucky?”
1:48:19 PM BuCkSaTaN: “Sure! If you don’t mind it being in ASCII.”

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