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I don’t have cable and stopped watching network television when the barrage of idiotic “reality” shows started cropping up to placate an obese nation in their lust for self-hatred. Anyway, forgive me if I haven’t heard of “Cheaters” a show with the premise in which some greasy, fuck-stick host takes suspicious wives and husbands, with a camera crew, of course, to confront their cheating spouse.

My faith in humanity was hanging by a tether as it was, but I am now fully convinced that we have raced irrevocably past the “Decline of Western Civilization” and entered hell a few turnpikes back. This mound of feces, attempting to pass itself off as entertainment, saddens my already heavy heart.

WARNING:  Obscenity, foul language and complete stupidity.

Awhile back I spoke of the insanity of the Real Doll.
Article One: Has The World Gone Mad?
Article Two: Silicone Love Update…

Well, I’ve just been gobsmacked again when stumbling upon the silicone equivalent of the proverbial bag over a woman’s head during sex. Not happy with your ugly girlfriend? Always wanted to make boing-boing with that Hentai character you’ve been wanking to? Purchase a “Cute Mask” and your woman can become anyone you like! How anyone that owns something like this could be in a relationship is beyond me, but there you have it.

http://photogenicdoll.cutegirl.jp/mask/

Welcome to Westworld!

Two reviews I happened to stumble upon regarding Nickleback’s music. These aren’t just bad reviews, folks – I’m fairly certain a lynch mob will soon be forming if these goons keep making records. Brutal and hilarious.

“Chad Kroeger and co. are back with another soundtrack for date rapists everywhere.”

Review One (old)
Review Two (new)