My Breakfast With Gjuddy: Email

11:00:07 AM Gjuddy McMudd: “I’ve got a project for you that I’m hoping you can turn around quickly.” Why does every email have to start off like that?
11:00:20 AM BuCkSaTaN: haha
11:00:35 AM Gjuddy McMudd: It’s almost like spam.
11:00:35 AM BuCkSaTaN: Because everyone thinks the internet is INSTANTANEOUS!
11:00:53 AM Gjuddy McMudd: “I’ve got a project for you that I’m hoping you can turn around quickly…and it involves sperm showers…”
11:01:23 AM BuCkSaTaN: Well that’s when you say, “Well, by golly, I can do that – but the cost involved is quite high for a turnaround of that speed.”
11:01:41 AM Gjuddy McMudd: Right.
11:01:41 AM BuCkSaTaN: Or “My calendar is completely full, but I can get to that [date]“.
11:02:03 AM Gjuddy McMudd: …or, i can go have a dump…
11:02:18 AM Gjuddy McMudd: …and pretend I won the lottery and this is all a bad dream…
11:02:25 AM BuCkSaTaN: haha