Archive for July, 2007

Movies that should be on DVD

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How does a studio decide what films take precedence over another? When DVDs first arrived on the scene I remember being livid that Chairman of the Board was released at least three years before The Godfather. Anyway, now that every film and television show is released almost simultaneously with it’s first-run, there’s still a pile of great films that still haven’t gotten the attention they deserve.

1. The New Age
Michael Tokin is best known for writing The Player, but along with his directorial debut The Rapture, The New Age is another under-rated masterpiece from the master of satire.

2. Reds
Warren Beatty’s epic story of journalist John Reed. Roger Ebert called it the “thinking man’s Doctor Zhivago”. This film merits a two-disk special edition with extended interviews from the actual participants of this turbulent time in history.

3. From Beyond
One of the greatest “B” movies of the 80s. A nice 2 disk package along the lines of “Re-Animator” would do nicely. Recently, I have read in Rue Morgue that a worthy DVD package is indeed on it’s way. There have been a couple of attempts to get this out, (1) (2), but they’re nothing to speak of and good luck finding them online. Stuart Gordon is over-seeing the release of the 2 disk set.

4. The Devils
If ever a Ken Russell film should be uncut and digitally transferred it’s his 1974 film about Urbain Grandier, a priest accused of devil worship after being spurned by Sister Jeanne, a psychotic nun whose revenge deeds make Alex Forrest’s character in Fatal Attraction look like Sister Bertrille. Based on Aldous Huxley’s The Devils of Loudon, HKFlix once had a copy, but it is now, of course, on backorder. It isn’t even possible to get this title on VHS anymore unless you try it used on amazon.com. Warner Brothers – get off your asses!

5. White Hunter, Black Heart
A cheap-ass cardboard box version of this amazing Clint Eastwood film was released years ago, although this epic, philosophical classic, detailing the location shoot of “The African Queen”, hardly deserves such shoddy treatment. Clint Eastwood is brilliant as an artist in conflict (based on John Huston via the novel by Peter Viertel; who also wrote the screenplay for African Queen). A three disk set with the film, extras and the Huston film would be the best way to handle this.

To be continued…

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Sum-Sum-Summertime!

[13:54] BuCkSaTaN: It’s sick out there – I hate it.
[13:55]BuCkSaTaN: Where’s winter??
[13:55] BuCkSaTaN: Can’t wait…
[13:55]gjuddy Mcmudd: hoo boy
[13:55] gjuddy mcmudd: that calls for a LOO!
[13:55] BuCkSaTaN: I hate summer
[13:55] BuCkSaTaN: HATE it
[13:56] BuCkSaTaN: You know what would be cool? If the sun was blotted out from the sky and we all had to live in eternal darkness.
[13:58] gjuddy mcmudd: mmm…well. death would follow pretty damn quickly.
[13:58] gjuddy mcmudd: so ya…I guess that would be cool…
[13:59] BuCkSaTaN: Nah, we’d build bio-domes with sun lights for growing vegetables and the like.
[14:00] gjuddy mcmudd: we’d all freeze to death!
[14:00] gjuddy mcmudd: never mind the light…
[14:01] BuCkSaTaN: bah…I’m doin’ it.
[14:01] gjuddy mcmudd: so the fucking bird died yesterday…
[For those of you following our story, Gjuddy has purchased two $200 pet birds for his daughters and both have died.]
[14:01] BuCkSaTaN: Again?!
[14:01] gjuddy mcmudd: …in the span of about 3 hours he went from healthy to dead.
[14:01] BuCkSaTaN: Why don’t you just get them a pet rock for god’s sake.
[14:01] gjuddy mcmudd: bah…
[14:01] BuCkSaTaN: It was probably the sun that killed it.

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My Breakfast With Gjuddy: Tomahawk: Anonymous

[14:47] BuCkSaTaN™: Okay is “Anonymous” Tomahawk’s new album?
[14:48] gjuddy mcmudd: yep
[14:48] gjuddy mcmudd: as hurtin as it is…
[14:48] BuCkSaTaN™: The other two albums are awesome – they shit the bed on this one. It’s like they decided to channel Jim Morrison or something…
[14:51] BuCkSaTaN™: What in fuck were they on? Peyote maaaan? Too much native indian influence. Normally I wouldn’t say this, but even in Patton’s deliberately eclectic catalogue, he has gone too far this time. Is he trying to alienate everyone? Seriously…And yet… all the critics love it… nuts.
[14:54] BuCkSaTaN™: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=12415
[14:54] BuCkSaTaN™: “arguably the best Tomahawk to date”…
[14:54] BuCkSaTaN™: WHAAAAAT?!
[14:55] gjuddy mcmudd : well…critics love stuff they hate…they figure it’s gotta be some serious attempt at high art if it sucks this bad.
[14:55] BuCkSaTaN™: haha
[14:56] gjuddy mcmudd : “each of its 13 songs are reinterpreted versions of some of the darker, more obscure instances of Native American tribal music discovered in early 20th century books that Denison found in his research for the album”.
[14:57] BuCkSaTaN™: If they’re three things in music I hate more than anything it’s the xylophone, the harmonica and any kind of native indian influence.
[14:57] gjuddy mcmudd : haha
[14:57] BuCkSaTaN™: Oliver Stone is probably jacking off to this album right now.
[14:57] gjuddy mcmudd : an harmonica has it’s place…
[14:58] BuCkSaTaN™: I suppose in blues it does, but as soon as I hear someone attempt jazz on one, I want to kick the fucking thing through their teeth.
[14:59] BuCkSaTaN™: Jesus this album sucks!
[14:59] gjuddy mcmudd : haha
14:59] BuCkSaTaN™: DEE-LETE from iPod. Thank yooooo!

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