My Breakfast With Gjuddy: P.T. Barnum Lives!
(11:38:51 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: hey…can borrow 2 grand for a few days?
(11:39:26 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Yeah sure, just let me dip into my overflowing bank account - I shouldn’t miss it.
(11:39:30 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: cool
(11:39:36 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: thx man
(11:39:41 AM) BuCkSaTaN: sigh
(11:39:44 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: haha
(11:40:22 AM) BuCkSaTaN: That store is a sinkhole. Sell it to the highest bidder!
(11:40:36 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: well, we are in the verge of closing it
(11:40:59 AM) BuCkSaTaN: It must drain a lot of finances.
(11:41:05 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: to a busier area…but no money
(11:41:21 AM) BuCkSaTaN: It’s like having two houses…
(11:41:22 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: and we can’t live with this stress day in and day out
(11:41:42 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: so a year after opening all we have to show for it is a huge debt-load
(11:41:47 AM) BuCkSaTaN: No way man… I’d be walking around downtown [city where Gjuddy lives] with a high powered rifle - naked.
(11:42:12 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: that’ll bring the people down…
(11:42:43 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: hey everone…come and lookit the crazy man…and while you’re down here…pop into [store Gjuddy runs] and buy a dog coat!
(11:42:57 AM) BuCkSaTaN: It will! Get [Gjuddy's wife] to put a sign in the window: “Come see my naked crazy and potentially dangerous husband! - and buy some tea cosys!”
(11:43:33 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Or a dog coat…
(11:44:00 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: a $200 dog coat
(11:44:06 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: real leather
(11:44:12 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Bah!
(11:44:13 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: one of a kind from Australia
(11:44:22 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Great - put it in a museum.
(11:44:41 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Hey! I have the perfect idea!!
(11:44:59 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ah huh
(11:45:20 AM) BuCkSaTaN: You start up a sideshow out back! Come see the Fiji Mermiad! Only 5 bucks! Step right up! See the world’s most expensive Dog Coat from Australia!
(11:45:28 AM) BuCkSaTaN: haha
(11:45:34 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ya, thanks
(11:45:36 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Man, it’ll be totally cool!
(11:45:37 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: very helpful.
(11:45:44 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I’m fucking serious!
(11:45:54 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: a sideshow out back…
(11:46:02 AM) BuCkSaTaN: We can sew together a monkey and a fish and put it in a jar of formalahyde!
(11:46:14 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: right next to the “it’s not your war cananada” graffiti
(11:46:26 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Is that how they spelled Canada?
(11:46:29 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ya
(11:46:31 AM) BuCkSaTaN: haha
(11:46:34 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Perfect!
(11:46:51 AM) BuCkSaTaN: And we can bring Commander Tom out of retirement to be the ringmaster!
(11:47:00 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Dude - I’m totally on to something here.