My Breakfast With Gjuddy: Sausages

[10:43] BuCkSaTaN: Okay today for sure I’m having a double Harvey grease burg…
[10:43] gjuddy mcmudd: there ya go
[10:44] gjuddy mcmudd: maybe you can step in front of a truck too
[10:44] BuCkSaTaN: How is a harvey’s burg likened to stepping in front of a truck??
[10:44] BuCkSaTaN: Why don’t you just down a pile of hot peppers and shut yer yap?
[10:45] BuCkSaTaN: Have some of those stomach turning sausages or something?
[10:45] gjuddy mcmudd: good idea
[10:45] BuCkSaTaN: With some hot sauce and hot peppers on top. Burn a nice little hole in your colon why don’tcha…
[10:45] gjuddy mcmudd: cool
[10:45] BuCkSaTaN: Spicy food is bad for ya, you know…
[10:46] gjuddy mcmudd: no way man
[10:46] gjuddy mcmudd: keeps ya on yer toes
[10:46] BuCkSaTaN: There is absolutely NO POINT in eating those fucking sausages. You might as well eat a lit cigarette.
[10:46] BuCkSaTaN: So hot you can’t even taste them! It could be bull testicles and you wouldn’t know it.
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: a cigarette
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: lovely
[10:47] BuCkSaTaN: Let me cover a turd in habenero sauce, red hot chilis, set it on fire then eat it.
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: the sausages taste great
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: that’s the ONLY way to eat a turd
[10:47] BuCkSaTaN: I wouldn’t know the difference cause it’s so fucking hot it’s burned all the flesh off my taste buds.
[10:49] BuCkSaTaN: I think I’ll get hot peppers on my burg today.
[10:50] gjuddy mcmudd: might as well
[10:52]BuCkSaTaN: You can munch on some ground up cow anuses and pig lips.
[10:52] BuCkSaTaN: Why am I so angry about these sausages…?
[10:52] gjuddy mcmudd: haha
[10:52] gjuddy mcmudd: cow anuses
[10:53] BuCkSaTaN: Well when I had them with you and Chris they were so fucking hot it was like eating matter (sausage) in more matter (bun) with some liquid matter on top (mustard).