My Breakfast With Gjuddy: Sausages
[10:43] BuCkSaTaN: Okay today for sure I’m having a double Harvey grease burg…
[10:43] gjuddy mcmudd: there ya go
[10:44] gjuddy mcmudd: maybe you can step in front of a truck too
[10:44] BuCkSaTaN: How is a harvey’s burg likened to stepping in front of a truck??
[10:44] BuCkSaTaN: Why don’t you just down a pile of hot peppers and shut yer yap?
[10:45] BuCkSaTaN: Have some of those stomach turning sausages or something?
[10:45] gjuddy mcmudd: good idea
[10:45] BuCkSaTaN: With some hot sauce and hot peppers on top. Burn a nice little hole in your colon why don’tcha…
[10:45] gjuddy mcmudd: cool
[10:45] BuCkSaTaN: Spicy food is bad for ya, you know…
[10:46] gjuddy mcmudd: no way man
[10:46] gjuddy mcmudd: keeps ya on yer toes
[10:46] BuCkSaTaN: There is absolutely NO POINT in eating those fucking sausages. You might as well eat a lit cigarette.
[10:46] BuCkSaTaN: So hot you can’t even taste them! It could be bull testicles and you wouldn’t know it.
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: a cigarette
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: lovely
[10:47] BuCkSaTaN: Let me cover a turd in habenero sauce, red hot chilis, set it on fire then eat it.
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: the sausages taste great
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: that’s the ONLY way to eat a turd
[10:47] BuCkSaTaN: I wouldn’t know the difference cause it’s so fucking hot it’s burned all the flesh off my taste buds.
[10:49] BuCkSaTaN: I think I’ll get hot peppers on my burg today.
[10:50] gjuddy mcmudd: might as well
[10:52]BuCkSaTaN: You can munch on some ground up cow anuses and pig lips.
[10:52] BuCkSaTaN: Why am I so angry about these sausages…?
[10:52] gjuddy mcmudd: haha
[10:52] gjuddy mcmudd: cow anuses
[10:53] BuCkSaTaN: Well when I had them with you and Chris they were so fucking hot it was like eating matter (sausage) in more matter (bun) with some liquid matter on top (mustard).
August 11th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
[3:50]
Made some good chili last night… nothing you would have liked though… no beer or 4 cups of concentrated habenero paste in it…
[3:50]
so wilt chili then
[3:50]
did you eat it in a dress and high heels?
[3:51]
No, I go for taste, rather than burning a hole straight from my neck to my colon.
[3:51]
…and shit myself for two days… just cause I think “suicide” is “cool”.
[3:52]
ah huh