This pal o’ mine has decided to document his weight loss via a blog. As the above thirty crowd knows, weight comes on fast and furious if you don’t take care of yourself, so it’s nice to see someone taking action and hopefully inspiring others to do the same.

http://www.thebigfatdietblog.com/

[10:43] BuCkSaTaN: Okay today for sure I’m having a double Harvey grease burg…
[10:43] gjuddy mcmudd: there ya go
[10:44] gjuddy mcmudd: maybe you can step in front of a truck too
[10:44] BuCkSaTaN: How is a harvey’s burg likened to stepping in front of a truck??
[10:44] BuCkSaTaN: Why don’t you just down a pile of hot peppers and shut yer yap?
[10:45] BuCkSaTaN: Have some of those stomach turning sausages or something?
[10:45] gjuddy mcmudd: good idea
[10:45] BuCkSaTaN: With some hot sauce and hot peppers on top. Burn a nice little hole in your colon why don’tcha…
[10:45] gjuddy mcmudd: cool
[10:45] BuCkSaTaN: Spicy food is bad for ya, you know…
[10:46] gjuddy mcmudd: no way man
[10:46] gjuddy mcmudd: keeps ya on yer toes
[10:46] BuCkSaTaN: There is absolutely NO POINT in eating those fucking sausages. You might as well eat a lit cigarette.
[10:46] BuCkSaTaN: So hot you can’t even taste them! It could be bull testicles and you wouldn’t know it.
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: a cigarette
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: lovely
[10:47] BuCkSaTaN: Let me cover a turd in habenero sauce, red hot chilis, set it on fire then eat it.
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: the sausages taste great
[10:47] gjuddy mcmudd: that’s the ONLY way to eat a turd
[10:47] BuCkSaTaN: I wouldn’t know the difference cause it’s so fucking hot it’s burned all the flesh off my taste buds.
[10:49] BuCkSaTaN: I think I’ll get hot peppers on my burg today.
[10:50] gjuddy mcmudd: might as well
[10:52]BuCkSaTaN: You can munch on some ground up cow anuses and pig lips.
[10:52] BuCkSaTaN: Why am I so angry about these sausages…?
[10:52] gjuddy mcmudd: haha
[10:52] gjuddy mcmudd: cow anuses
[10:53] BuCkSaTaN: Well when I had them with you and Chris they were so fucking hot it was like eating matter (sausage) in more matter (bun) with some liquid matter on top (mustard).

Episode One: What a Fool Believes
Episode Two: Keep The Fire
Episode Three: I’m Alright
Episode Four: Rosanna
Episode Five: I Believe in It
Episode Six: The Seed Drill
Episode Seven: I Keep Forgettin’
Episode Eight: Gino (The Manager)
Episode Nine: Runnin’ With the Devil
Episode Ten: FM

[15:56] gjuddy mcmudd: The Hispanic influence also is apparent at bars. Miller Brewing Co. is introducing a lime-and-salt flavored beer modeled after a popular style of Mexican beer called chelada. The drink will be test marketed in the South and Southwest, with hopes of nationwide expansion.
[15:56] gjuddy mcmudd: lime and salt
[16:01] BuCkSaTaN: Lime and salt. That’s either totally hairbrained or just fucking lazy.
[16:02] gjuddy mcmudd: wouldn’t that just make you more thirsty?
[16:02] gjuddy mcmudd: it’s a marketers’ dream
[16:02] BuCkSaTaN: They should just fill it with shit and then attach a glass of water.
[16:03] gjuddy mcmudd: lovely.
[16:03] gjuddy mcmudd: our new lime and feces flavor

(11:38:51 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: hey…can borrow 2 grand for a few days?
(11:39:26 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Yeah sure, just let me dip into my overflowing bank account – I shouldn’t miss it.
(11:39:30 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: cool
(11:39:36 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: thx man
(11:39:41 AM) BuCkSaTaN: sigh
(11:39:44 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: haha
(11:40:22 AM) BuCkSaTaN: That store is a sinkhole. Sell it to the highest bidder!
(11:40:36 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: well, we are in the verge of closing it
(11:40:59 AM) BuCkSaTaN: It must drain a lot of finances.
(11:41:05 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: to a busier area…but no money
(11:41:21 AM) BuCkSaTaN: It’s like having two houses…
(11:41:22 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: and we can’t live with this stress day in and day out
(11:41:42 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: so a year after opening all we have to show for it is a huge debt-load
(11:41:47 AM) BuCkSaTaN: No way man… I’d be walking around downtown [city where Gjuddy lives] with a high powered rifle – naked.
(11:42:12 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: that’ll bring the people down…
(11:42:43 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: hey everone…come and lookit the crazy man…and while you’re down here…pop into [store Gjuddy runs] and buy a dog coat!
(11:42:57 AM) BuCkSaTaN: It will! Get [Gjuddy's wife] to put a sign in the window: “Come see my naked crazy and potentially dangerous husband! – and buy some tea cosys!”
(11:43:33 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Or a dog coat…
(11:44:00 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: a $200 dog coat
(11:44:06 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: real leather
(11:44:12 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Bah!
(11:44:13 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: one of a kind from Australia
(11:44:22 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Great – put it in a museum.
(11:44:41 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Hey! I have the perfect idea!!
(11:44:59 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ah huh
(11:45:20 AM) BuCkSaTaN: You start up a sideshow out back! Come see the Fiji Mermiad! Only 5 bucks! Step right up! See the world’s most expensive Dog Coat from Australia!
(11:45:28 AM) BuCkSaTaN: haha
(11:45:34 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ya, thanks
(11:45:36 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Man, it’ll be totally cool!
(11:45:37 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: very helpful.
(11:45:44 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I’m fucking serious!
(11:45:54 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: a sideshow out back…
(11:46:02 AM) BuCkSaTaN: We can sew together a monkey and a fish and put it in a jar of formalahyde!
(11:46:14 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: right next to the “it’s not your war cananada” graffiti
(11:46:26 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Is that how they spelled Canada?
(11:46:29 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ya
(11:46:31 AM) BuCkSaTaN: haha
(11:46:34 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Perfect!
(11:46:51 AM) BuCkSaTaN: And we can bring Commander Tom out of retirement to be the ringmaster!
(11:47:00 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Dude – I’m totally on to something here.

Ben sent me this link. A collection of bizarre independent commercials.