(1:39:53 PM) BuCkSaTaN: are you at home today?
(1:40:15 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: store
(1:40:19 PM) BuCkSaTaN: ah
(1:40:20 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: and freezing
(1:40:42 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Those Snorkle Mitts oughta be flyin’ off the shelves!
(1:42:13 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Album bowls… hahaha
(1:42:16 PM) BuCkSaTaN: For peanuts
(1:42:38 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Where’s my fuckin’ ass cup?
(1:43:31 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: haha
(1:43:56 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: album bowls are good sellers
(1:45:33 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: the trick is to find good albums
(1:45:40 PM) BuCkSaTaN: You know what you should start selling there? It’ll also make some headlines and get you more business.
(1:45:46 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Cock rings and dildos.
(1:46:00 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: ah huh
(1:46:28 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Man, you’re missing a big opportunity…
(1:46:38 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Flavored panties, condoms…
(1:46:51 PM) BuCkSaTaN: You don’t think people buy that shit?
(1:46:58 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: Maybe I can get in a shipment of Thai sex slaves.
(1:47:12 PM) BuCkSaTaN: …and you can sell cheap porn to the more discriminating “clients” in the afternoon while you’re there.
(1:47:26 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: our core clients are mothers and their daughters
(1:47:36 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: and old ladies
(1:47:47 PM) BuCkSaTaN: There ya go! You’ll never be able to keep them on the shelf!
(1:48:10 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Man, you really have to start thinking big here.
(1:48:12 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: Ass mugs are as far as [The Owner of the Store] will go I’m afraid.
(1:48:20 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Well fine then…
(1:48:27 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Don’t say I never gave you anything.

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