(1:39:53 PM) BuCkSaTaN: are you at home today?
(1:40:15 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: store
(1:40:19 PM) BuCkSaTaN: ah
(1:40:20 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: and freezing
(1:40:42 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Those Snorkle Mitts oughta be flyin’ off the shelves!
(1:42:13 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Album bowls… hahaha
(1:42:16 PM) BuCkSaTaN: For peanuts
(1:42:38 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Where’s my fuckin’ ass cup?
(1:43:31 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: haha
(1:43:56 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: album bowls are good sellers
(1:45:33 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: the trick is to find good albums
(1:45:40 PM) BuCkSaTaN: You know what you should start selling there? It’ll also make some headlines and get you more business.
(1:45:46 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Cock rings and dildos.
(1:46:00 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: ah huh
(1:46:28 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Man, you’re missing a big opportunity…
(1:46:38 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Flavored panties, condoms…
(1:46:51 PM) BuCkSaTaN: You don’t think people buy that shit?
(1:46:58 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: Maybe I can get in a shipment of Thai sex slaves.
(1:47:12 PM) BuCkSaTaN: …and you can sell cheap porn to the more discriminating “clients” in the afternoon while you’re there.
(1:47:26 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: our core clients are mothers and their daughters
(1:47:36 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: and old ladies
(1:47:47 PM) BuCkSaTaN: There ya go! You’ll never be able to keep them on the shelf!
(1:48:10 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Man, you really have to start thinking big here.
(1:48:12 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: Ass mugs are as far as [The Owner of the Store] will go I’m afraid.
(1:48:20 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Well fine then…
(1:48:27 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Don’t say I never gave you anything.

(3:41:54 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: Chocolate-Vanilla Pecan Potato Ice Cream
(3:45:14 PM) BuCkSaTaN: You have got to be kidding…*gag* *choke*
(3:46:39 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: I would think.
(3:47:09 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Chocolate-Onion Pecan Kale Garlic Pistachio
(3:48:09 PM) BuCkSaTaN: With Squash whip cream and a nice pickle on top…
(3:48:34 PM) BuCkSaTaN: couple of olives for dessert…
(3:48:57 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Regurgitate it all out again and freeze in ice cube trays for the kids.
(3:49:13 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: lovely

(4:43:57 PM) BuCkSaTaN: I have to start writing more on my blog on stop lazily posting messenger conversations instead. You used to write some good stuff – what happened to ya? Now we’re both too lazy to think.
(4:45:40 PM) bad unkle v2.0: its pointless..
(4:46:11 PM) bad unkle v2.0: its like masturbating in front of an audience. It might seem cool at the time, but having a record of it is just embarassing

(11:51:33 AM) hideous hooligan: hey
(11:52:03 AM) hideous hooligan: its 4 sausages, 2 brown eggs, 2 toast and Heinz Beans for Breaky
(11:52:30 AM) hideous hooligan: what did U have?
(11:52:50 AM) hideous hooligan: *guess #1 muffin and coffee or #2 Bagel and cofeee
(11:52:56 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Coffee and a power bar.
(11:53:07 AM) hideous hooligan: OM fkn GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!
(11:53:12 AM) hideous hooligan: hes GONE INSANE !!!!!
(11:53:16 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Again with the fucking food check…
(11:53:29 AM) BuCkSaTaN: You are obsessed with my eating habits. Freak.
(11:54:22 AM) hideous hooligan: naw man since I ate some uncooked fish I ended up with worms. I think they have affectd my Brain so therefore I am worried U may end up with the same fate.
(11:54:38 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I don’t eat uncooked fish, so I should be fine.
(11:55:17 AM) hideous hooligan: its was non cooked prperley
(11:55:40 AM) hideous hooligan: and I ended up with worms in my intestines that were the size of GardnerSnakes
(11:55:40 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Maybe you should check that before you start shoveling it into your yap.