My Breakfast With Gjuddy: Gas Ass

(1:23:39 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: man, I am dropping bombs today like nobody’s business
(1:23:54 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: must have been all that stonehammer pilsner I had last night
(1:24:04 PM) BuCkSaTaN: NICE
(1:24:10 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: maybe this big plate of pizza lasagna will fix me up
(1:24:21 PM) BuCkSaTaN: I highly doubt it, though thanks for sharing… sick.
(1:24:26 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: ya never know
(1:24:41 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Oh yeah that’s true – a big plate of CHEESE should do the trick.
(1:24:53 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: and pepperoni
(1:25:11 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Yeah! Good stuff to suppress gas.
(1:25:18 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: haha
(1:25:37 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: who said I wanted to suppress it
(1:25:51 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: I figure this will fire it up even more
(1:25:52 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Why don’t you throw a couple of banana peppers on top of it and roll it all up in cabbage topped with beans?
(1:26:11 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: better out then in i always say
(1:26:21 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Better not at all, I always say.
(1:26:40 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: you’d explode by the time you hit 30
(1:27:20 PM) BuCkSaTaN: That’s why we have bowel movements.