My Breakfast With Gjuddy: Smalltown Whore

(1:41:38 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Stand out front and shout into the street: “STEP RIGHT UP! CHRISTMAS SALE!”
(1:41:48 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: ah huh
(1:42:12 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: all that would attract is the neighbourhood whore and her soggy looking pimp…
(1:42:23 PM) BuCkSaTaN: NIIIIIICE.
(1:42:26 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: ya.
(1:42:31 PM) BuCkSaTaN: There are no whores… or soggy pimps..
(1:42:36 PM) BuCkSaTaN: get out…
(1:42:40 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: He rides a bicycle…
(1:43:06 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: …and she looks like an extra from pink flamingos
(1:43:43 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: Everytime I see her I wanna give her an egg.
(1:44:18 PM) BuCkSaTaN: haha – my god…
(1:44:26 PM) BuCkSaTaN: How do you know she’s a whore?
(1:44:33 PM) BuCkSaTaN: And they’re not just cuddle buddies…
(1:44:48 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: everyone knows.
(1:45:12 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Everyone who gets too drunk at the Kiwi and needs some love on the way home…
(1:45:28 PM) BuCkSaTaN: If she looks like Edith Massey she can’t be very popular.
(1:45:34 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: You should have seen the time last summer when this drunk guy, who had apparently just paid for some of her time and wanted to kiss her.
(1:45:48 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: It was not pretty.
(1:45:51 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Good lord. Nice downtown on you…
(1:46:00 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: Well, she’s the holdout.
(1:46:11 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: All the rest left when they closed the Royal.
(1:47:05 PM) BuCkSaTaN: The Royal?
(1:47:12 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: This old Hotel… just around the corner.
(1:47:31 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Christ. Like an old veteran with no war to attend.
(1:47:36 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: ya