News Article on George Clooney’s Pig.

(2:17:26 PM) BuCkSaTaN: It’s so terrible! My life’s tragedies are nothing compared to George’s.
(2:19:45 PM) bad unkle v2.0: sad news about the pig
(2:24:37 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Sad?! I didn’t cry as much when my father passed away!
(2:25:44 PM) bad unkle v2.0: clooney is a good man. im sure his pig was pure hearted as well
(2:25:53 PM) BuCkSaTaN: FUCK HIM
(2:26:11 PM) bad unkle v2.0: oh joe.. i think your angst is forced
(2:26:23 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Oh I assure you, it’s not.
(2:28:19 PM) BuCkSaTaN: I don’t understand why “eccentric” movie celebrities feel the need to have FOOD as pets.
(2:28:22 PM) BuCkSaTaN: assholes…
(2:31:17 PM) BuCkSaTaN: I think I’ll get myself a chicken for a pet.
(2:31:33 PM) BuCkSaTaN: And just let it roam around my apartment shitting on everything.
(2:33:36 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Or how about a fish tank full of lobster and shrimp. As pets.

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