Would you like an apple pie with that?
http://americanangst.com/dingfries.html
(10:50:53 AM) BuCkSaTaN: You know, you have a real affinity for the downs kids, you should get one for a pet.
(10:53:44 AM) bad unkle v2.0: i said that the other day.. come home in a bad mood.. open the closet..instant happiness
(10:53:52 AM) BuCkSaTaN haha
(10:54:03 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Id like a herd of them
(10:54:12 AM) bad unkle v2.0: i would train them to be thieves
(10:54:46 AM) bad unkle v2.0: dress them in ninja outfits with a number on them.. then dispatch them in the mall like a giant drooling wave
(10:55:10 AM) bad unkle v2.0: whos going to prosecute a retard in a ninja outfit?
[later after another friend comments: "And in return all they ask for is taters and gravy..."]
(11:05:17 AM) bad unkle v2.0: only an inexperienced caretaker/thief master would ever give them gravy unless you like doing laundry all day. If it doesnt come in a sippy cup, forget it. That guy really needs to think things through.
(11:06:09 AM) bad unkle v2.0: what’s next jelly donuts? Ill bet your friend is Canadian..
(11:06:40 AM) BuCkSaTaN: er… yes.
(11:06:51 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Im not surprised..
(11:06:53 AM) BuCkSaTaN: bah.
(11:07:04 AM) bad unkle v2.0: You reward them with stickers.. just so you know…
(11:07:21 AM) BuCkSaTaN: You really have thought this through.
(11:07:33 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Fail to plan..Plan to fail
(11:07:52 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Well, good luck to you on that plan…
(11:08:12 AM) bad unkle v2.0: So you have a better one? Im sick of working for a living…
(11:08:29 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I’ll think about it.
(11:08:46 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Well unless you come up with something better, I am going to start amassing my tard-army…