Children’s Books
In the tradition of David Letterman’s Top Ten - and yes, I’m sure some of these were stolen from that very show, I found this list of children’s books “that didn’t make it”. This one’s for you Michel.
“Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep”
“Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose”
“The Tickling Babysitter”
“A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides”
“Babar becomes a Piano”
“Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear”
“David Duke’s World of Imagination”
“Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence”
“The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables”
“Legends of Scab Football”
“Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina”
“Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer”
“Let’s Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on”
“You Were an Accident”
“Strangers Have the Best Candy”
“The Little Sissy Who Snitched”
“Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”
“Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”
“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer - - Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”
“The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking”
“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say God Did It”
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”
“You Are Different and That’s Bad”