Solution??

Posted in computers: the death of us all! on November 23rd, 2006 by bucksatan

.Mac Webmail: Firefox issues when sending mail

Issue or symptom:

If you try to send a message with a large attachment in .Mac Webmail using the Firefox browser, be sure not to click close right after send. If you do, Firefox may unexpectedly quit.

Products affected:

* .Mac Webmail
* Firefox

Solution:

To avoid this situation, either don’t close immediately after sending, or use Safari.

(Yeah gee, Safari is great if I don’t want to use Google chat, Yahoo’s new mail beta, WordPress, MySpace’s advanced editors or anything dynamic on the web.)

Children’s Books

Posted in the weeb on November 20th, 2006 by bucksatan

In the tradition of David Letterman’s Top Ten - and yes, I’m sure some of these were stolen from that very show, I found this list of children’s books “that didn’t make it”. This one’s for you Michel.

“Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep”
“Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose”
“The Tickling Babysitter”
“A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides”
“Babar becomes a Piano”
“Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear”
“David Duke’s World of Imagination”
“Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence”
“The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables”
“Legends of Scab Football”
“Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina”
“Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer”
“Let’s Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on”
“You Were an Accident”
“Strangers Have the Best Candy”
“The Little Sissy Who Snitched”
“Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”
“Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”
“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer - - Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”
“The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking”
“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say God Did It”
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”
“You Are Different and That’s Bad”

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Posted in computers: the death of us all! on November 14th, 2006 by bucksatan

http://americanangst.com/dingfries.html
(10:50:53 AM) BuCkSaTaN: You know, you have a real affinity for the downs kids, you should get one for a pet.
(10:53:44 AM) bad unkle v2.0: i said that the other day.. come home in a bad mood.. open the closet..instant happiness
(10:53:52 AM) BuCkSaTaN haha
(10:54:03 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Id like a herd of them
(10:54:12 AM) bad unkle v2.0: i would train them to be thieves
(10:54:46 AM) bad unkle v2.0: dress them in ninja outfits with a number on them.. then dispatch them in the mall like a giant drooling wave
(10:55:10 AM) bad unkle v2.0: whos going to prosecute a retard in a ninja outfit?

[later after another friend comments: "And in return all they ask for is taters and gravy..."]

(11:05:17 AM) bad unkle v2.0: only an inexperienced caretaker/thief master would ever give them gravy unless you like doing laundry all day. If it doesnt come in a sippy cup, forget it. That guy really needs to think things through.
(11:06:09 AM) bad unkle v2.0: what’s next jelly donuts? Ill bet your friend is Canadian..
(11:06:40 AM) BuCkSaTaN: er… yes.
(11:06:51 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Im not surprised..
(11:06:53 AM) BuCkSaTaN: bah.
(11:07:04 AM) bad unkle v2.0: You reward them with stickers.. just so you know…
(11:07:21 AM) BuCkSaTaN: You really have thought this through.
(11:07:33 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Fail to plan..Plan to fail
(11:07:52 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Well, good luck to you on that plan…
(11:08:12 AM) bad unkle v2.0: So you have a better one? Im sick of working for a living…
(11:08:29 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I’ll think about it.
(11:08:46 AM) bad unkle v2.0: Well unless you come up with something better, I am going to start amassing my tard-army…

My Breakfast With Gjuddy: Dusty Blows Away

Posted in breakfast with gjuddy on November 3rd, 2006 by bucksatan

haha_dusty_lrg.jpg

(1:01:14 PM) BuCkSaTaN ohhh the White Lady of Soul. Ha ha… http://www.dustyspringfield.co.uk/
(1:01:26 PM) BuCkSaTaN “Both the DSC and White Lady of Soul are closed due to the inappropriate actions of some ex-members” …what the hell??
(1:01:48 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: bizarre
(1:01:54 PM) BuCkSaTaN Someone said some bad shit on my website so I’ll just give up.
(1:02:53 PM) BuCkSaTaN nuts!
(1:03:00 PM) BuCkSaTaN What could that possibly mean?
(1:03:20 PM) BuCkSaTaN It’s not like they walked into her home and shat on her rug so she had to throw away the rug…
(1:03:30 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: dunno