My Breakfast With Gjuddy: Money Matters

(3:56:53 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: kill me now…
(3:57:00 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Why?
(3:57:53 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: I need to borrow 5 grand…
(4:05:14 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Hmm.
(4:05:26 PM) BuCkSaTaN: End of the month?
(4:06:52 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: no, right now.
(4:07:20 PM) BuCkSaTaN: No I mean is that why you need it?
(4:07:25 PM) BuCkSaTaN: I don’t have 5000 bucks!
(4:07:30 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: oh…
(4:07:32 PM) BuCkSaTaN: loo!

[Gjuddy proceeds to reiterate his tale.]

(4:07:53 PM) BuCkSaTaN: aghhhHHH!!Good christ…
(4:08:16 PM) BuCkSaTaN: So I’ll be by around 2AM – will you be asleep by then?
(4:08:29 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: [More business talk related to the said amount]
(4:08:44 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Fuckin’ hell…
(4:08:59 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Do you want a shotgun blast to the head or a blunt object?
(4:09:14 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: [Explanation of a hellish catch-22.]
(4:09:27 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Blunt object it is then.
(4:09:36 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: I was thinking a pillow over my face…
(4:09:46 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: …want to look good in the casket.
(4:16:24 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Hmm… yeah, but where’s the fun in that for me?
(4:17:27 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: true
(4:17:53 PM) BuCkSaTaN: brutal
(4:19:44 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: maybe I could find 5 people to lend me a 1000 each.
(4:20:07 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Or 5000 people to give you a dollar.
(4:20:16 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: that would work…
(4:20:26 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: that’s a lot of people to find though.
(4:20:44 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: maybe you could walk around [the place where BuCkSaTaN works] with a tin can.
(4:20:54 PM) BuCkSaTaN: hmm…I could say I’m going to bludgeon you if they don’t ante up 5 bucks each.
(4:21:34 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: you could…
(4:21:39 PM) BuCkSaTaN: sheesh.