(10:52:04 AM) BuCkSaTaN: John Zorn is more freeform jazz than noise…
(10:52:59 AM) bad unkle v2.0: screech honk blat screech yaaaaa scream screech
(10:53:13 AM) BuCkSaTaN: No appreciation for the finer music.
(10:53:18 AM) bad unkle v2.0: whatever
(10:53:19 AM) BuCkSaTaN: ya bum!
(10:53:30 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I take it you hate Zappa too huh?
(10:53:35 AM) bad unkle v2.0: sounds like two trains smashing into each other while someone blows a whistle in my ear
(10:53:43 AM) BuCkSaTaN: haha
(10:53:57 AM) bad unkle v2.0: i saw zappa live.
(10:54:03 AM) bad unkle v2.0: too much xylophone
(10:54:29 AM) bad unkle v2.0: bought some acid in the parkinglot.. my face melted

(3:56:53 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: kill me now…
(3:57:00 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Why?
(3:57:53 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: I need to borrow 5 grand…
(4:05:14 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Hmm.
(4:05:26 PM) BuCkSaTaN: End of the month?
(4:06:52 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: no, right now.
(4:07:20 PM) BuCkSaTaN: No I mean is that why you need it?
(4:07:25 PM) BuCkSaTaN: I don’t have 5000 bucks!
(4:07:30 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: oh…
(4:07:32 PM) BuCkSaTaN: loo!

[Gjuddy proceeds to reiterate his tale.]

(4:07:53 PM) BuCkSaTaN: aghhhHHH!!Good christ…
(4:08:16 PM) BuCkSaTaN: So I’ll be by around 2AM – will you be asleep by then?
(4:08:29 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: [More business talk related to the said amount]
(4:08:44 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Fuckin’ hell…
(4:08:59 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Do you want a shotgun blast to the head or a blunt object?
(4:09:14 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: [Explanation of a hellish catch-22.]
(4:09:27 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Blunt object it is then.
(4:09:36 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: I was thinking a pillow over my face…
(4:09:46 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: …want to look good in the casket.
(4:16:24 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Hmm… yeah, but where’s the fun in that for me?
(4:17:27 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: true
(4:17:53 PM) BuCkSaTaN: brutal
(4:19:44 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: maybe I could find 5 people to lend me a 1000 each.
(4:20:07 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Or 5000 people to give you a dollar.
(4:20:16 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: that would work…
(4:20:26 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: that’s a lot of people to find though.
(4:20:44 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: maybe you could walk around [the place where BuCkSaTaN works] with a tin can.
(4:20:54 PM) BuCkSaTaN: hmm…I could say I’m going to bludgeon you if they don’t ante up 5 bucks each.
(4:21:34 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: you could…
(4:21:39 PM) BuCkSaTaN: sheesh.

(9:58:52 PM) hideous hooligan: hey
(9:58:55 PM) hideous hooligan: tell me man
(9:58:58 PM) BuCkSaTaN: wot?
(9:59:03 PM) hideous hooligan: whats with yer head?

[pause]

(9:59:30 PM) BuCkSaTaN: I got a question for you man…
(10:01:06 PM) BuCkSaTaN: So what did you do today?
(10:01:13 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Did you eat your broccoli?
(10:01:18 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Did you smoke a doob?
(10:01:24 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Did you drink some beer?
(10:01:29 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Did you go online?
(10:01:35 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Did you eat a sandwich?
(10:01:40 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Did you go outside?

[hideous hooligan goes offline]

(4:20:02 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: hey, if you like hurtin cab for hurtin, you’d probably like Sparklehorse
(4:20:24 PM) BuCkSaTaN: I liked Sparklehorse a while back, but not much anymore.
(4:20:30 PM) BuCkSaTaN: So bleh!
(4:20:36 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: new disk…good
(4:20:42 PM) BuCkSaTaN: You like it eh?
(4:22:52 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: better than death hurtin for hurtinness
(4:22:57 PM) BuCkSaTaN: what
(4:22:59 PM) BuCkSaTaN: EVER
(4:23:02 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: hahaha
(4:23:09 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: pool night tonight…you should pop by
(4:23:11 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Better than Hurtin’rella
(4:23:25 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: hoo boy…one song I listened to
(4:23:55 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Talk Hurtin’ To Me probably
(4:24:09 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: huh?
(4:24:20 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: Nobody’s Fool
(4:24:27 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: Talk Hurtin to me is poison
(4:26:07 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Same shit
(4:26:14 PM) BuCkSaTaN: unreal
(4:26:35 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: same shit?
(4:26:42 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: poison and cinderella!?!
(4:26:44 PM) BuCkSaTaN: cindershit and hurtin
(4:26:45 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: I think not
(4:26:53 PM) BuCkSaTaN: uh yeah!
(4:27:00 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: no way man
(4:27:02 PM) BuCkSaTaN: both are hurtin
(4:27:11 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: the guy from cinderella souds like Brian Johnson
(4:27:19 PM) BuCkSaTaN: haha
(4:27:27 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: the guy from poison sounds like…
(4:27:34 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: a hurtin guy singing
(4:29:06 PM) BuCkSaTaN: I refuse to even fathom you’re defending Cinderella.
(4:29:26 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: against Poison…!
(4:29:39 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: worst band EVER
(4:29:48 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Doesn’t matter! Against any band! There’s no such thing as DEGREES of hurtin’ness!
(4:30:03 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: sure there is
(4:30:06 PM) BuCkSaTaN: BAH!
(4:30:33 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Then where would you place Death Cab For Cutie on this so-called hurtin’ chart against Poison and Cinderella?
(4:31:38 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: well…above Poison anyway
(4:31:47 PM) BuCkSaTaN: NOT ABOVE CINDERELLA?!
(4:31:51 PM) BuCkSaTaN: What the hell?!
(4:31:52 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: haha
(4:31:55 PM) BuCkSaTaN: My god…
(4:31:59 PM) BuCkSaTaN: You are a sick man.
(4:32:05 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Hurtin.
(4:32:25 PM) BuCkSaTaN: I think I’ll make my own chart….
(4:32:47 PM) BuCkSaTaN:

My Music
——–
Line of Hurtin’
——–
Gjuddy’s music

(4:33:56 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: one of these days you’ll realize you like Cinderella
(4:34:10 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Boy, I’d like to put some money on those odds.
(4:34:44 PM) BuCkSaTaN: That’s ridiculous! It’s like me saying Gjuddy, one day you’ll realize you like Slim Whitman.
(4:34:52 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: hahahaha
(4:34:53 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Wait for it…
(4:35:01 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: hurtin!
(4:35:03 PM) BuCkSaTaN: You DO LIKE SLIM WHITMAN don’t you!
(4:35:06 PM) BuCkSaTaN: haha

Yeah, they’re gods all right.

(11:23:27 AM) Bucksatan™: cow head
(11:23:40 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: cow head?
(11:23:49 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: that was uncalled for
(11:23:51 AM) Bucksatan™: That’s what I see in your messenger
(11:23:55 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: oh
(11:23:58 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: right
(11:24:44 AM) Bucksatan™: loo
(11:25:00 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: better?
(11:25:06 AM) Bucksatan™: Hey do you have a simple flash email form?
(11:25:39 AM) Bucksatan™: Sorry – what was that?
(11:25:54 AM) Bucksatan™: And your pic won’t change in this stupid thing until I quit and restart…
(11:27:12 AM) Bucksatan™: Got a customer?
(11:28:27 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: which?
(11:28:27 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ah
(11:28:27 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: you see it now?
(11:28:27 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: no
(11:28:27 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: are you kidding?
(11:28:28 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: hello?
(11:28:48 AM) Bucksatan™: christ
(11:29:03 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: what the hell
(11:29:18 AM) Bucksatan™: What is going on? Yer freakin
(11:30:22 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: me?
(11:30:28 AM) Bucksatan™: my god
(11:30:40 AM) Bucksatan™: I’m posting this stoopid conversation to the blog now.

Addendum: Gjuddy sees the conversation in an entirely different light…

gjuddy 11:42:36AM it’s weird…your conversation does not list the exchange in the same way as I see it:

> BuCkSaTaN™ says:(11:27:06 AM)
Hey do you have a simple flash email form?

gjud McGjud says:(11:27:11 AM)
lookit that young buck

gjud McGjud says:(11:27:23 AM)
not at the store

BuCkSaTaN™ says:(11:27:40 AM)
Sorry – what was that?

gjud McGjud says:(11:27:47 AM)
which?

BuCkSaTaN™ says:(11:27:54 AM)
And your pic won’t change in this stupid thing until I quit and restart

BuCkSaTaN™ says:(11:29:12 AM)
Got a customer?

gjud McGjud says:(11:29:15 AM)
no

gjud McGjud says:(11:29:26 AM)
are you kidding

gjud McGjud says:(11:30:18 AM)
hello?