Archive for April, 2006

Silicone Love Update…

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It’s so sad, I almost want to cry… Just read about poor “Davecat” and his misunderstood “Shi-chan“…

“I don’t really like leaving the house as it is, and since people seem largely averse to the concept of lifesized Dolls, taking Shi-chan with me is obviously a big risk for the pair of us.”

Could it be that the internet “community” has quite possibly maligned consumers of what I shall now call “female substitutes“? I mean, if a woman is allowed to use vibrators of all sizes and shapes, why is it so bizarre that a man ejaculate into a huge mass of rubber and metal in the shape of a woman? I can’t get my head around the idea of an inanimate object being some sort of “companionship“. I just… well, I just can’t… regardless of the shape that object takes. Call me wacky. Call me old-fashioned.

I imagine all manner of headgear, chalkboards scrawled full of equations and calculations, half-eaten pizza boxes strewn about the room…some kind of bizarre cyber-geeks who will come up with the next generation of A.I. that will finally destroy the world once and for all. Warren from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer comes to mind actually. No sir! Politicians and “the government” will become a minute fear in the light of “rights” for robot companions and their subsequent squeezing out of the human race for their own nefarious plans.

Good Christ. I dunno… To each his own. Maybe I’m missing something here. Maybe I should try one of these necro-silicone party dolls before I hastily judge our rubber-racial couples… Ha ha… just kidding. Regardles of how much of an anti-social narcissist I may be, I’ll stick with humans and pets for companionship.

Yes. I know. The creepy factor has risen to new levels here on joeblog. Huzzah!

April 22, 2006 Post Under the web - Read More

Has the world gone fucking mad?

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Working in the adult industry online has taught me that there are a great deal of pathetic, deperate, loser males out there. But if anything screams “shut-in-hermit-cum-serial-killer” more than the users of silicone dolls, I really can’t imagine what does. It reminds me of something out of a David Lynch film or Dennis Hopper’s sad, lonely schizoid from “River’s Edge“.

Guys are even posting photo galleries of their silicone love bunnies… After studying these realistic representations of the human form, it makes me think it would be akin to having a corpse propped up around the flat. Honestly, how socially inept and derranged does one have to be to pay over $7000 dollars of hard earned money for one of these anatomically correct, poseable action figures?

See how our society is going straight to hell for yourself:

•Wife not puttin’ out Jimbo? Visit our “showroom“(!)
•American bimbos your thing?
Tits as big as watermelons?
•Or how about a nice asian school girl?
•Here’s another hentai honey. [ice cream not included...]
…and let’s not forget the ladies…

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April 18, 2006 Post Under daily Life, flotsam & jetsam - Read More

Hooters

Apparently (according to “thesmokinggun.com”) the management of Hooters [told waitresses that they were "the ones with the pussys and you are in control because of that." Then she reportedly added, "If you need the extra money, go ahead and suck a dick or fuck a customer if the money is right."]

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