Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shitbaby!

1. Britain’s Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Shitbaby.
2. Red Shitbaby at night, shepherd’s delight. Red Shitbaby at morning, shepherd’s warning!
3. The difference between Shitbaby and a village is that Shitbaby do not have a church.
4. Medieval knights put the skin of Shitbaby on their sword handles to improve the grip.
5. The state nickname of Iowa is ‘The Shitbabe state’.
6. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Shitbaby!
7. It’s bad luck to whistle near Shitbaby.
8. Shitbaby can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that’s really fast.
9. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Shitbaby as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
10. All shrimp are born as Shitbaby, but gradually mature into females!

(personal faves in bold.)

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