My Breakfast With Gjuddy: 70’s Time Machine
(11:18:13 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Can you believe someone may have paid to do a site on Abe Vigoda?
(11:19:07 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Hey - a pair of tits pops up intermittently on the “staring” page.
(11:19:09 AM) BuCkSaTaN: hahaha
(11:19:24 AM) BuCkSaTaN: To distract your staring contest with Abe!
(11:20:11 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: haha…a pair of tits…
(11:20:43 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Can you see some person sitting there and staring at that picture of Abe to see if they could win?
(11:20:48 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: this harkens back to good ol’ goop .com
(11:21:16 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Damnit! Abe won again! If it wasn’t for those tits, I’d beat ‘em!
(11:22:58 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Wow! Abe Vigoda in drag! What a gem of a site.
(11:24:12 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Awesome, or should i say: Abesome!
(11:24:30 AM) BuCkSaTaN: good christ…
(11:24:37 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Well what did I expect?
(11:24:56 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: exactly…some “cutting edge abe vigoda content”?
(11:25:06 AM) BuCkSaTaN: haha
(11:25:07 AM) BuCkSaTaN: “No cheating is allowed. Relax, he is very good”.
(11:25:20 AM) BuCkSaTaN: DAMN! He BEAT ME AGAIN!
(11:25:33 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: “Here is the best picture of Abe Vigoda I have ever seen…”
(11:25:39 AM) BuCkSaTaN: hahaha
(11:25:59 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Can ya think of a more obscure 70’s actor that has a website?
(11:26:03 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Good Ollllllllllllll’ “Fish”…
(11:26:21 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: I dunno…lemme look
(11:26:43 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: here ya go…
(11:29:20 AM) BuCkSaTaN: His show must be 16 hours waiting for him to change into each makeup… christ…
(11:35:13 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: I like his george burns…
(11:35:23 AM) BuCkSaTaN: christ
(11:35:31 AM) BuCkSaTaN: What is the point of this??
(11:35:55 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: here’s a couple of a-listers…
(11:35:58 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I mean, does he just do one impersonation during his show or does he just like to put on makeup?
(11:36:11 AM) BuCkSaTaN: hahahaha
(11:36:13 AM) BuCkSaTaN: BOWSER
(11:36:32 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: http://www.shanana.com/
(11:36:43 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: it’s all new people
(11:36:47 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: hurtin’
(11:37:07 AM) BuCkSaTaN: What kind of a fucking trademark is that?! Bowser is sitting around one day and says to himself - “Hey, WHAT IF I open my mouth real wide?? And HEY! That’ll be my trademark!”
(11:37:22 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: haha
(11:38:09 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: Jocko is still there at least…
(11:38:13 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Do you wonder who are some of FRED’s celebrity friends?
(11:38:18 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Jocko… bah!
(11:38:26 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Do you?
(11:38:28 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: and Screamin’ Scott Simon….
(11:38:46 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: he wrote Sandy…from “Grease”…
(11:38:53 AM) BuCkSaTaN: hahaha
(11:40:13 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I’m sure Jon Voight would be happy to know that his name is spelled wrong on his pal Fred’s site…
(11:41:21 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: Fred with Frank Stallone…
(11:41:29 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I was just looking at that.
(11:41:40 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: Fred with Ruta Lee
(11:42:17 AM) BuCkSaTaN: haha
(11:42:22 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: do they have to identify Fred in each and every picture?
(11:42:37 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ya that’s Frank Stallone alright…but who’s that guy with him?
(11:42:38 AM) BuCkSaTaN: haha…
(11:42:42 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Fred with Yakov Smirnoff
(11:43:16 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I want to send this to someone, but I doubt they’d get it.
(11:44:15 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: …and there’s like 5 pictures of him with Wink Martindale!
(11:44:22 AM) BuCkSaTaN: get out!
(11:44:39 AM) BuCkSaTaN: They must be really good pals…
(11:45:43 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Who woulda thought there was so much entertainment on Fred Travalena’s web site?
(11:47:23 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Fred with Richard Jeni. Ok - I gotta get off this site. It’s addictive.
(11:48:56 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Fred with Ken Starr, attorney famous for the Whitewater Trial,
at a private function in Marina Del Rey recently….WHAT IN FUCK is Fred Travalena doing at a “private function” with Kenneth Starr? Fred Travalena…! I mean, who makes these guest lists!?
(11:48:57 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ya…
(11:49:18 AM) BuCkSaTaN: “Hey - don’t forget to put Fred at table six!”
(11:49:34 AM) BuCkSaTaN: “Fred who?”
“You know, the funny guy.”
(11:50:12 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Wow! He’s got a newsletter even!
Later…
(11:57:44 AM) BuCkSaTaN: hahahaha
(11:57:57 AM) BuCkSaTaN: Abe can ANYWHERE.
(11:58:22 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: what the hell
(11:58:32 AM) BuCkSaTaN: I can’t stop laughing…
(11:58:37 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ok…I’ve got to work ya loo