Another in the “old man” sandwich series, these time honored lunches are for the bachelor, the home office worker or for someone just too damn lazy to make a proper meal in this fast-paced work-a-day world.

What you’ll need:

2 pieces of bread
(white, bleached crap - bread is simply the device in which the real food is held.)
A tube of Piller’s liverwurst.
(Can be regular flavor, although I prefer onion and garlic myself.)
Lettuce
(iceberg - nothing fancy, merely there for the texture.)
Salt and pepper
Margarine or Butter

The bread absolutely must be fresh. I suggest “Wonder Bread” since with the amount of bleaching and preservatives, it’ll go stale somewhere around the time frame of 2 years. Slather the bread in butter (both sides, cheapskate). Tear open the lettuce and put three large pieces to the side for now. Open the Piller’s with a serrated knife and cut off half-inch hunks from the roll. place around five of these little disks of taste explosion on one half of the bread. drop the slices of lettuce on top of that. Mash the top half buttered bread on that, making sure the butter keeps it all together. Slice in half. Wash down with a ice cold beer of choice. (Oh yeah and wash the lettuce for bugs - you don’t want any fuckin’ surprises.)

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