The New Ron Jeremy
I watch porn. Any guy that says he doesn’t is either blind, Christian or [if you'll pardon the expression] pussy-whipped.
Now that I’ve got that out of the way…
The above photo is of some ubiquitous stunt-cock asshole that is, in my humble opinion, the new Ron Jeremy.
This is not a compliment.
As Al Goldstein once said, “Ron Jeremy would never have gotten laid if producers had not paid women to have sex with him.” and (paraphrasing) “If I see Ron Jeremy come on another woman’s stomach, I’ll have a contract taken out to have him killed.”
That’s pretty much my sentiments regarding the above, meth-addled, hair-pie-faced, pseudo-biker-looking motherfucker.
Don’t agree? Without going into graphic detail, just imagine this fur-bearing, balding, bug-eyed rodent’s face the next time you have sex with your girlfriend or wife.
Get the picture?
‘Nuff said.