Thanks to “Cruel Site of the Day”:http://www.cruel.com/, I get a nice steady stream of goofiness and ephemera from around the globe.
I do so enjoy looking at “crap found in people’s basements”:http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/2005/07/worstest_album_3.html that would otherwise not see the light of day, were it not for this glorious invention.
This one’s for you Gjuddy!
Awesome mix of old and new electronica and dance.
From enigma, Valentin Gafner. [enigma, because I can't find anything but the podcast]
Links and image from podnova.
All I gotta say is, wow!
An amazing online radio station of bizarre music, sound effects and snippets from musty college basements.
Nothing short of _inspirational_.
Boy, they sure love the *Residents*!
Wanna listen too? Just click “here”:http://www.compound-eye.org/.
kirb scarlatti
11:55:07PM
ill be back
BuCkSaTaN>:)
11:55:18PM
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
kirb scarlatti
11:55:11PM
food bubbling
BuCkSaTaN>:)
11:55:25PM
head bubbling
kirb scarlatti
11:55:29PM
yikes
Way back in 1993 I thought computers were nothing more than the devil’s handiwork. Horrible boxes of ones and zeros designed to suck us all into an apocolyptical era of soul-less automation. I actually thought the introduction of these glorified abacuses would turn us all into hermetic, zombified, drooling automatons.
Boy, was I wrong!
Computers really help us. They actually make things easier than if we had to perform tasks without them! You’ve heard the phrase “computers only do what you tell them to”, right? Well, the human race is certainly a fine example of order and concise thinking! Computers are merely a reflection of our global mindset - a wonderful place where we can all communicate with one another at the drop of a hat and live in glorious harmony.
In this positive pro-computer series we’ll take a look at some of the ways computers are more helpful in our daily professional, public and personal lives:
This time around: Telephone Operators!
If you can find anyone who doesn’t enjoy the process of navigating their way around these fabulous new voice-activated phone systems, I’ll eat my hat! Why hire human beings to communicate with someone in need of help, when the phone user can do everything themselves through a pleasant synthetic voice machine?
This way, we can eventually fire all of those pesky operators and support individuals, then charge the customer more money as we slowly become a DIY society!
I prefer to languish on the phone taking my time with a talking robot, rather than punching in my options on a simple touch tone service, given my clumsy sausage-like fingers! It’s even worse than trying to deal with a human being (with all their foibles and poor attitudes)! I would seriously love to meet whoever came up with this cute idea! I’d like to shake his [or her] hand…
[to be continued...]
(9:45:26 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1644
(9:48:35 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): How did you find this shit?
(9:53:58 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: ahhhhh…I was doing a search for Libby Hoeler which led me here:
“http://psychohottie.com/”:http://psychohottie.com/
(9:54:07 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: which in turn led me to what I sent you
(9:54:17 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Who’s Libby Hoeler?
(9:54:48 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: http://planetsuzy.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=203
(9:55:22 AM) gjuddy mcmudd: she’s an internet legend…apparently
(10:05:02 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): ah
[BuCkSaTaN goes to check out the link]
(10:10:21 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Gee. There’s five minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
(11:44:30 AM) kirb scarlatti: i drank about 30 drinks on saturday
(11:45:13 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): brooOOOtal
(11:45:29 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): I’m watching Shine. What a great movie. Have you seen it?
(11:50:21 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): BAH!
(11:51:41 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Instead of chat rooms, I think we should do a bit in the comic where a pal is messaging another pal and he just never answers. In fact, he just walks away from the computer without a word. It’s a comment as to what society has become. What do you think?
(11:51:58 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Just what I thought.
(11:52:02 AM) kirb scarlatti: yuppers
(11:52:19 AM) kirb scarlatti: hes in the fridge making a samwich
(11:52:28 AM) kirb scarlatti: while the guy online is going crazy
(11:52:30 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Yeah exactly - and without a word.
(11:52:34 AM) kirb scarlatti: yuppers
(11:52:34 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): You ass
(11:52:37 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): hahaaha
(11:52:50 AM) kirb scarlatti: i came up with a bluetooth invention actually
(11:53:06 AM) kirb scarlatti: a cushion that logs you offline as soon as you get off your seat
(11:53:53 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Yeah great. Now if we can just stop high school students from stabbing each other over what they say on messenger..
(11:54:08 AM) kirb scarlatti: i heard two crazy stabbin stories
(11:54:20 AM) kirb scarlatti: one kid in nyc got stabbed to death during an ipod robbery
(11:54:29 AM) kirb scarlatti: and one kid somewhere else
(11:54:55 AM) kirb scarlatti: lent someone a mystical EVERQUEST sword. The borrower then decided for whatever reason to sell it on ebay
(11:55:06 AM) kirb scarlatti: the lender stabbed him
(11:55:11 AM) kirb scarlatti: with a real knife
(11:55:44 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:): oh them “crazy stabbin’ stories“
