My Breakfast With Gjuddy : Money, Money Money

BuCkSaTaN™ [5:30 PM]:
My Mail is acting fucking bizarre.

The message from “Jen Valie” concerning “Take me to your cum eating leader” has not been downloaded from the server. You need to take this account online in order to download it.
GjuddyMcMudd [5:30 PM]:
noce
BuCkSaTaN™ [5:31 PM]:
brb man… gotta hit the store.
GjuddyMcMudd [5:31 PM]:
OK
GjuddyMcMudd [6:01 PM]:
no fed ex! …unbelievable
GjuddyMcMudd [6:01 PM]:
it’s on the truck an hour past the cutoff time
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:03 PM]:
Christ
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:03 PM]:
How do you know it’s on the truck?
GjuddyMcMudd [6:03 PM]:
I have the tracking number
GjuddyMcMudd [6:03 PM]:
they have never been late though
GjuddyMcMudd [6:03 PM]:
ever
GjuddyMcMudd [6:03 PM]:
I’m losing it
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:04 PM]:
ooooh boyyyy
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:04 PM]:
Torture.
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:04 PM]:
It’ll be there. Why don’t you call?
GjuddyMcMudd [6:04 PM]:
titally
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:05 PM]:
My thinking is that you should get your “I” and “o” keys replaced.
GjuddyMcMudd [6:06 PM]:
naw
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:06 PM]:
ir nit… ot’s really up ti yiu.
GjuddyMcMudd [6:06 PM]:
ih yiur a card alroght
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:07 PM]:
Ni skon iff my ass!
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:07 PM]:
My problem always comes with the apostrophe and the semi-colon key’s…
GjuddyMcMudd [6:07 PM]:
ik
GjuddyMcMudd [6:07 PM]:
ya me too
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:08 PM]:
Nice fucking tiny keyboards!
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:08 PM]:
brb
GjuddyMcMudd [6:23 PM]:
well, I give up
GjuddyMcMudd [6:23 PM]:
totally give up
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:30 PM]:
You give up?
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:30 PM]:
Did you call them?
GjuddyMcMudd [6:54 PM]:
call them? fuck them
GjuddyMcMudd [6:54 PM]:
they can burn in hell
GjuddyMcMudd [6:54 PM]:
I denounce the entire monetary system
GjuddyMcMudd [6:55 PM]:
every fucking day worrying about money

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