Dear “Toronto Star“,

Stop calling my fucking cell phone and offering me a subscription to your newspaper. I don’t know how you got the number, but I get at least one phone call a week from some shlub in your subscription office.

I do not read your newspaper.
I do not want a subscription to your newspaper.

Get me off your phone list or I shall mount a retaliation campaign to call your newspaper every day and harrass you with my web services until you do.

Sincerely,

Joe Deagnon
joeblog

BuCkSaTaN™ [5:30 PM]:
My Mail is acting fucking bizarre.

“The message from “Jen Valie” concerning “Take me to your cum eating leader” has not been downloaded from the server. You need to take this account online in order to download it.”
GjuddyMcMudd [5:30 PM]:
noce
BuCkSaTaN™ [5:31 PM]:
brb man… gotta hit the store.
GjuddyMcMudd [5:31 PM]:
OK
GjuddyMcMudd [6:01 PM]:
no fed ex! …unbelievable
GjuddyMcMudd [6:01 PM]:
it’s on the truck an hour past the cutoff time
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:03 PM]:
Christ
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:03 PM]:
How do you know it’s on the truck?
GjuddyMcMudd [6:03 PM]:
I have the tracking number
GjuddyMcMudd [6:03 PM]:
they have never been late though
GjuddyMcMudd [6:03 PM]:
ever
GjuddyMcMudd [6:03 PM]:
I’m losing it
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:04 PM]:
ooooh boyyyy
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:04 PM]:
Torture.
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:04 PM]:
It’ll be there. Why don’t you call?
GjuddyMcMudd [6:04 PM]:
titally
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:05 PM]:
My thinking is that you should get your “I” and “o” keys replaced.
GjuddyMcMudd [6:06 PM]:
naw
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:06 PM]:
ir nit… ot’s really up ti yiu.
GjuddyMcMudd [6:06 PM]:
ih yiur a card alroght
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:07 PM]:
Ni skon iff my ass!
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:07 PM]:
My problem always comes with the apostrophe and the semi-colon key’s…
GjuddyMcMudd [6:07 PM]:
ik
GjuddyMcMudd [6:07 PM]:
ya me too
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:08 PM]:
Nice fucking tiny keyboards!
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:08 PM]:
brb
GjuddyMcMudd [6:23 PM]:
well, I give up
GjuddyMcMudd [6:23 PM]:
totally give up
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:30 PM]:
You give up?
BuCkSaTaN™ [6:30 PM]:
Did you call them?
GjuddyMcMudd [6:54 PM]:
call them? fuck them
GjuddyMcMudd [6:54 PM]:
they can burn in hell
GjuddyMcMudd [6:54 PM]:
I denounce the entire monetary system
GjuddyMcMudd [6:55 PM]:
every fucking day worrying about money

Well, here’s an article in a local free paper that looks like the weekly world news and yet, has content in it that smacks of truth. This concerns past blog entries regarding “Billy Van and the Hilarious House of Frightenstein”:http://www.paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/index.php?s=frightenstein&submit=GO …

• “article link”:http://www.freewriters.ca/thespecial/special_billy_van.htm

Ok, apparently these boneheads don’t archive anything properly.
The import of the article concerned the outrage that Billy Van still hasn’t got a star on the Canadian Walk of Fame.

Well, he finally “did”:http://www.cbc.ca/arts/walkoffame/billyvan.html. (Although the Canadian Walk of Fame website has refused to update to reflect this…)

Well, I just saw the theatre trailer for “Serenity”:http://www.serenitymovie.com/ – the film based on the “cult” television series by Joss “Everytime I make something cool, tee vee executives stomp all over it” Whedon. It played before “Batman Begins” (which, considering I thought it would be a complete piece of shit, was really quite exciting.) The Serenity trailer, here in Toronto, is exactly the same as the online version, although seeing it on the big screen was nice. The only complaint I had is that the boobs at the theatre had the volume hella-low. Oh well.

Serenity is coming out in September. I won’t be standing in line like some Star Wars geek, but you can bet I am not missing a flick I feel will be better than any of the other science-fiction offerings over the last decade.

This movie. Will. Kick. Ass.

Good Christ. I think the image says it all. This poor beast resembles some kind of special effects nightmare out of an early Peter Jackson zombie film. If it bit you, they’d have to hack your head off with a chainsaw.

See the rest of this hideous mutt “here”:http://samugliestdog.com/index.html.

One of my nutty friends has decided to make his own “brew” at home. As you can see from the image, I don’t know if it’s ready just yet, although he seems to think that, at 20% alcohol content, it’ll make a fine, heady, man’s drink. I’m a little skeptical.