My Breakfast With Gjuddy : Porn Marketing 101

While working in the online porn industry, Gjuddy and I have heard a lot of hair-brained ideas. These get-rich-quick businessmen will stop at nothing to try to “net” [yuk yuk!] any bozo that comes across their path with the oddest of schemes. Here’s one suggestion from a porn site owner that shall remain nameless. The requested change to the porn website “[porn site name omitted]“ is to swap out the title “butt blasters” and replace it with “butt blasters…and more!” site wide.

BuCkSaTaN>:) [3:31:55 PM]:
Excellent tour man. I just sent you a small change from [site owner name omitted].
Gjuddy McMudd [4:19:59 PM]:
butt blasters “and more…”
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:36:19 PM]:
I know. But get the reasoning for it…
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:36:41 PM]:
“It’s a small thing, but will go far to sending the message that we’ve got a whole lotta shit happening on this site.”
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:36:55 PM]:
I believe we’ve already covered that in the design eh?
Gjuddy McMudd [4:37:08 PM]:
there ya go…it’s as simple as putting …and more! after everything
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:37:19 PM]:
I know!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:37:31 PM]:
The shit ya learn in porn, huh?
Gjuddy McMudd [4:37:57 PM]:
maybe we should see if shemcoandmore!.com is available
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:38:28 PM]:
Nahhhh why waste money- I’ll just drop in “and more…” after every paragraph on the site.
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:38:38 PM]:
Lemme try it.. one sec
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:40:35 PM]:
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Gjuddy McMudd [4:41:57 PM]:
hahahaha..and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:42:16 PM]:
funny…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:42:29 PM]:
Well, I think that would really spice up the site…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:43:36 PM]:
man these fries are tasty…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:44:00 PM]:
I think one of [friends name omitted] friends is biking over here to give me his demo tape…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:44:09 PM]:
no way..and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:44:14 PM]:
I can’t be sure if he’s serious from his email…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:44:18 PM]:
hahahahahah…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:44:22 PM]:
what band is it…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:44:31 PM]:
[band name omitted]…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:46:09 PM]:
I think I’ll go have a smoke…and more! Be right back…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:46:24 PM]:
ok…and more!

[Buck goes for a cigarette.]

BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:51:43 PM]:
Back…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:51:56 PM]:
My neighbour was just telling me about his stint at the Stones…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:52:23 PM]:
oh ya?…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:52:29 PM]:
did he have a good time…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:52:33 PM]:
He said it was really good. No incidents, pretty easy to get in and out of the place…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:53:19 PM]:
cool…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:53:30 PM]:
I watched some of it on the tube…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:53:33 PM]:
Yeah well I spose. I’m not a big fan of all that…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:53:41 PM]:
Not these days…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:53:46 PM]:
no…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:53:59 PM]:
especially when it’s all over and you have to get home…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:54:03 PM]:
I was telling him about us going to Lolapalooza and sacrificing two bands to go the strip joint instead…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:54:28 PM]:
after getting railroaded into the park at 9AM in the first place…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:54:40 PM]:
…and more!…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:54:43 PM]:
…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:54:56 PM]:
alright…enough…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:55:01 PM]:
hahahahaha ok ok…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:55:29 PM]:
bleuuughhghghgh…and more!

BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:55:48 PM]:
I just thought of something.
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:55:51 PM]:
What if….
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:56:49 PM]:
We put “…and more” MORE than just one time after “butt blasters”??! Would that, logically, not mean that there’s even MORE than just “…and more?”…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:57:12 PM]:
I’ll email [name omitted] immediately on this.
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:57:57 PM]:
The MORE “…and more!”s we put, the MORE people will think is inside!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:58:22 PM]:
hahha
Gjuddy McMudd [4:58:23 PM]:
…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:58:34 PM]:
Well! It only makes sense!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:58:55 PM]:
maybe something like…way more
Gjuddy McMudd [4:58:59 PM]:
or lots more
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:59:06 PM]:
…..AND way more
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:59:12 PM]:
or …AND lots more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:59:12 PM]:
so they don’t think it’s only a little more
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:59:18 PM]:
Yeah!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:59:30 PM]:
Cool! I think we’re really on to something here.