(4:59:36 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: “The Science Advisory Board, an independent panel of the US Environmental Protection Agency, issued a preliminary finding this week that is stronger than the EPA’s preliminary report in January that perfluorooctanoic acid, or PFOA, may cause cancer in rats…”
(4:59:54 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: so ya better watch that
(5:00:16 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: the finding was stronger than the report
(5:00:17 PM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Holy shit… I’ve been putting PFOA in all my food lately!
(5:02:11 PM) BuCkSaTaN>:): “PFOA stands for perfluorooctanoic acid, a synthetic (man-made) chemical that does not occur naturally in the environment. PFOA is sometimes called “C8.” Companies use PFOA to make fluoropolymers, substances with special properties that have thousands of important manufacturing and industrial applications. Consumer products made with fluoropolymers include non-stick cookware and breathable, all-weather clothing.”

So our clothes and pans are apparently death traps..
(5:02:29 PM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Time to go naked and eat with our hands again.
(5:02:30 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: teflon
(5:02:48 PM) BuCkSaTaN>:): What are you reading that horseshit for anyway?
(5:02:58 PM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Everything causes cancer. EVERYTHING.
(5:03:08 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: I’m not…i just liked the sentence
(5:03:24 PM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Don’t breathe. Don’t eat. Don’t drink.
(5:03:30 PM) BuCkSaTaN>:): That’s my motto.
(5:03:51 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: You have “don’t drink” in your motto
(5:04:03 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: Good thing you don’t live by yer motto
(5:04:15 PM) BuCkSaTaN>:): Well… I also have don’t breathe in there too ya boob.
(5:04:30 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: right
(5:04:44 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: funny how I focused on the former
(5:04:51 PM) BuCkSaTaN>:): hmm… yeah…

Imagine my excitement, when checking the digital guide on Much More Music, finding a listing for System of a Down Live and a subsequent half hour videoflow of their songs - only to switch the channel to see an hour long “Intimate and Interactive” with Good Charlotte instead!

Joy!

One of my favorite things about Apple Mail is that you cannot delete a mail attachment on your hard drive until you quit Mail. What a great security feature of this fine Apple product! Another fine feature of their machines is that there is only two USB ports in the back of it. That’s cool, since I don’t use a printer or scanner in my line of business anyway. Both ports are taken up by my Logitech keyboard and mouse. Cool! Apple is the best!

When I first went with Primus Canada as an alternative to Ma Bell, it was mostly because of the long distance plan. Primus’ long distance plan is the best one there is! Unfortunately, they somehow forgot to hook up my call answer service when I switched lines/services.

I called and I called and yet no one at the company could seem to perform the simple task of turning on my voicemail feature. You know how long it took them to get it running? Six months. I know that may seem like a long time to you, but they’re a very big company and they’re probably very busy with other phone related business.

Anyway, eventually, they got it running, god bless them. The only problem now is that, in the process of getting my voicemail working, my voicemail notification is non-existent in the phone menu. (You know, the stuttering tone that alerts you that someone called.) It just doesn’t work. For that particular feature I have been waiting a full year. (This August). I am not kidding! I had to call them at least ten times to remind them to get it operational. Every time I called, a nice Middle-Eastern chap assured me it was working before I hung up.

Oh well, I can just remember to check for messages, myself. If I need to be reminded to check my extremely urgent messages, well, they wouldn’t be very urgent to me, now would they?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining, but gee, I hope they really get around to hooking it up one day. That reminds me. I should really get around to paying their bill.

Oh man, I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard as I did watching the premiere of that new Lisa Kudrow show. It’s so quirky and offbeat! She’s such a talented actress and with this role I think she’s so far removed from the character of Phoebe on “Friends“.

I have to admit I forget the name of the show since I was really only watching it out of the corner of my eye while working on my new blog but what I did see sure was funny! I should probably look it up online. Stay tuned. Ha ha…

Wow and look what’s on next! Another hilarious show about Hollywood and the business of being an actor in Hollywood! Cool! It’s called “Entourage“. This show is very well written and the acting on it is superb. My favorite character on the show is that Baldwin brother - he should win an Oscar. I can’t get enough of reality shows or fictional shows about Hollywood actors or Hollywood actors in reality shows or actors playing Hollywood actors in fake reality shows. I mean, what’s more interesting than the life of an actor?

I just couldn’t say.

I feel that, sometimes, I’m just too darn angry and bitter on Joeblog, so I thought I’d post some of my happy, joyous thoughts! Like what a nice day it was today. Not too cool and not too hot, just right. (Like that story with the three bears). I’ll also be posting topics about how great I feel about the Internet and it’s effect on society or what fabulous pals I have. (You won’t find any inane bickering between Gjuddy and me in these posts, no sir!)

Anyway, this isn’t much now, but I’ll post again when I come up with some more positive thoughts about how great my life is going and how wonderful the world we live in really is!

Look forward to me adding a section of links that aren’t dark in content or some bilious, acidic mockery of the web site posted!

Well, phew… that’s about all I can say for now - don’t want to over do it on the first posting do we? Ha ha! Ok, so that’s it for now. Hope you come back soon my little web friends!

Cheers!

While working in the online porn industry, Gjuddy and I have heard a lot of hair-brained ideas. These get-rich-quick businessmen will stop at nothing to try to “net” [yuk yuk!] any bozo that comes across their path with the oddest of schemes. Here’s one suggestion from a porn site owner that shall remain nameless. The requested change to the porn website “[porn site name omitted]“ is to swap out the title “butt blasters” and replace it with “butt blasters…and more!” site wide.

BuCkSaTaN>:) [3:31:55 PM]:
Excellent tour man. I just sent you a small change from [site owner name omitted].
Gjuddy McMudd [4:19:59 PM]:
butt blasters “and more…”
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:36:19 PM]:
I know. But get the reasoning for it…
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:36:41 PM]:
“It’s a small thing, but will go far to sending the message that we’ve got a whole lotta shit happening on this site.”
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:36:55 PM]:
I believe we’ve already covered that in the design eh?
Gjuddy McMudd [4:37:08 PM]:
there ya go…it’s as simple as putting …and more! after everything
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:37:19 PM]:
I know!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:37:31 PM]:
The shit ya learn in porn, huh?
Gjuddy McMudd [4:37:57 PM]:
maybe we should see if shemcoandmore!.com is available
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:38:28 PM]:
Nahhhh why waste money- I’ll just drop in “and more…” after every paragraph on the site.
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:38:38 PM]:
Lemme try it.. one sec
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:40:35 PM]:
Shemco. has had a varied and strange career as an internet company. We’ve worked with everyone from CBS International to Gary the Retard. In this section you will find some of those projects. Our main focus has been the entertainment industry, but we have also worked on Law, Plastic Surgery, Health Care, Net Service, Technology Development websites and multimedia. ..and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:41:57 PM]:
hahahaha..and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:42:16 PM]:
funny…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:42:29 PM]:
Well, I think that would really spice up the site…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:43:36 PM]:
man these fries are tasty…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:44:00 PM]:
I think one of [friends name omitted] friends is biking over here to give me his demo tape…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:44:09 PM]:
no way..and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:44:14 PM]:
I can’t be sure if he’s serious from his email…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:44:18 PM]:
hahahahahah…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:44:22 PM]:
what band is it…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:44:31 PM]:
[band name omitted]…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:46:09 PM]:
I think I’ll go have a smoke…and more! Be right back…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:46:24 PM]:
ok…and more!

[Buck goes for a cigarette.]

BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:51:43 PM]:
Back…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:51:56 PM]:
My neighbour was just telling me about his stint at the Stones…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:52:23 PM]:
oh ya?…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:52:29 PM]:
did he have a good time…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:52:33 PM]:
He said it was really good. No incidents, pretty easy to get in and out of the place…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:53:19 PM]:
cool…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:53:30 PM]:
I watched some of it on the tube…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:53:33 PM]:
Yeah well I spose. I’m not a big fan of all that…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:53:41 PM]:
Not these days…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:53:46 PM]:
no…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:53:59 PM]:
especially when it’s all over and you have to get home…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:54:03 PM]:
I was telling him about us going to Lolapalooza and sacrificing two bands to go the strip joint instead…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:54:28 PM]:
after getting railroaded into the park at 9AM in the first place…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:54:40 PM]:
…and more!…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:54:43 PM]:
…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:54:56 PM]:
alright…enough…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:55:01 PM]:
hahahahaha ok ok…and more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:55:29 PM]:
bleuuughhghghgh…and more!

BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:55:48 PM]:
I just thought of something.
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:55:51 PM]:
What if….
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:56:49 PM]:
We put “…and more” MORE than just one time after “butt blasters”??! Would that, logically, not mean that there’s even MORE than just “…and more?”…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:57:12 PM]:
I’ll email [name omitted] immediately on this.
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:57:57 PM]:
The MORE “…and more!”s we put, the MORE people will think is inside!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:58:22 PM]:
hahha
Gjuddy McMudd [4:58:23 PM]:
…and more!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:58:34 PM]:
Well! It only makes sense!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:58:55 PM]:
maybe something like…way more
Gjuddy McMudd [4:58:59 PM]:
or lots more
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:59:06 PM]:
…..AND way more
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:59:12 PM]:
or …AND lots more!
Gjuddy McMudd [4:59:12 PM]:
so they don’t think it’s only a little more
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:59:18 PM]:
Yeah!
BuCkSaTaN>:) [4:59:30 PM]:
Cool! I think we’re really on to something here.