(4:29:11 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: so I’ve got Dr. DooDoo coming tomorrow to clean up the no-mans-land that is my backyard
(4:29:36 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Man, what in hell kind of job is that. I mean, it must be murder to recruit people.
(4:30:21 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: 40 bucks
(4:30:28 PM) BuCkSaTaN: How much is there?
(4:30:32 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: and they take it with them
(4:30:50 PM) BuCkSaTaN: They eat it.
(4:31:03 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: maybe
(4:31:17 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Maybe they use it on Veronica Moser shoots.
(4:31:52 PM) BuCkSaTaN: So you’ve actually hired a dog poop service…. man, if that isn’t the most fucked thing I’ve ever heard.
(4:33:35 PM) BuCkSaTaN: And that’s all you have to say, ya lazy bum?
(4:34:30 PM) BuCkSaTaN: bah
(4:35:05 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: there’s lots
(4:35:42 PM) BuCkSaTaN: pfft
(4:38:41 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: actually I’m more afraid of Garbage Men reprisal if I give them one more heavy bag full of soggy shit water
(4:39:08 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Are you kidding… I filled up an entire garbage bin of shit for those bastards.
(4:39:13 PM) BuCkSaTaN: There’s no law against it.
(4:39:20 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: haha
(4:39:28 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: ya but it’s hard with the snow
(4:39:41 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: then the snow melts in the bag and you have shit soup
(4:40:02 PM) BuCkSaTaN: Last year, I left the lid off for a day and the thing was chock full of maggots - like TEEMING, and I just scooped em all in and sealed off the lid with a sign that said, “Caution! MAGGOTS, toss whole bin.”
(4:40:24 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: broooooooooooooootal
(4:40:30 PM) gjuddy mcmudd: shoulda called Dr DooDoo

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