What a fucking miserable life.

Posted in uncategorized on February 15th, 2005 by bucksatan

Usually when life gets me down, I find a nice horrific disaster movie to watch. Films such as “Titanic“, “Alive“, “Twister“, “The Perfect Storm” or the like because they are the perfect antidote to depression and/or pitiful self-loathing. These horrific tales are not cathartic because the film’s characters have been subjected to nature’s fury, hence, it brings out the hero’s indomitable spirit against horrendous odds, oh no… It’s because as human beings, I believe the only thing we naturally think, when we watch a horrific “Act of God” scenario, is “Thank Christ it wasn’t me!

I’m not about to bitch and whine about my problems here since I don’t feel the need to direct my angst and misery at anyone or anything but it’s source, but I will drop a URL on y’all so that we all may read the woes of others and think, “My life is peachy fucking creamy! What have I got to worry about!?”

“http://www.mymiserablelife.com/”:http://www.mymiserablelife.com/

Read a few stories on this site and tell me you don’t put on a tu-tu, go skipping tra-la-la down the street, smellin’ the roses, with a lollipop sticking out of your ass.

(How real these stories are is anybody’s guess.)