Today’s Breakfast with gjuddy mcmudd has to do with his hassles of trying to get a domain transferred from some moronic company to another…Gord is getting preturbed, since we should have pointed this domain at our servers long ago…

gjuddy mcmudd
11:59:13AM
what a nightmare

BuCkSaTaN>:)
11:59:43AM
why?

gjuddy mcmudd
12:01:00PM
the [domain omitted] transfer can’t go through until the whois info is updated…and it can’t be updated because [Name Omitted] doesn’t have the CIRA user/pass…

so she has to fax a change of info request form to them

with 2 pieces of ID and shit

BuCkSaTaN>:)
12:01:37PM
Yep - that’s typical protocol.

gjuddy mcmudd
12:01:44PM
it’s like getting into fort knox

BuCkSaTaN>:)
12:02:15PM
Well that’s good. You wouldn’t want me calling [Domain Company Omitted] and getting control of your domain with a phone call would you?

gjuddy mcmudd
12:02:33PM
sure

BuCkSaTaN>:)
12:02:38PM
ok

I just call them and say - hey I need to change my ownership.
They say “What’s your name..?”
I say “gjuddy mcmudd“…

They say.. “Good enough for us!”

haha

gjuddy mcmudd
12:04:03PM
ya…that would work

BuCkSaTaN>:)
12:04:13PM
Then you and I get on a three way and start arguing;

” I”m gjuddy mcmudd!”
” No, I’m gjuddy mcmudd!!”
” No, I’m gjuddy mcmudd!!”

NO, I’m gjuddy mcmudd!

Here’s your domain, sir.

…loo

SO the only way for me to truly obtain your domain would be to kill you, take your wallet and THEN fax them the info…

NO! I SAID I’M gjuddy mcmudd YOU IDIOTS!
CHANGE MY DOMAIN!

gjuddy mcmudd
12:07:15PM
has to be photo ID though

BuCkSaTaN>:)
12:07:50PM
Hmm… well, I don’t know if that’s totally going overboard, but..

I mean it’s like anything else.

They’re just trying to cover their asses.

gjuddy mcmudd
12:09:08PM
ya

it’s a nightmare

red tape hanging from my colon

BuCkSaTaN>:)
12:09:26PM
Would it be less of a nightmare were it not a photo ID?

Doesn’t this person drive?

gjuddy mcmudd
12:09:51PM
Drive?

I dunno

BuCkSaTaN>:)
12:09:59PM
hoo boy

What is she, an illegal alien?

gjuddy mcmudd
12:10:21PM
why does it mater if she drives?

BuCkSaTaN>:)
12:10:31PM
Cause then she has a photo ID.

Today’s breakfast starts off with me trying to irritate Gjuddy about his massive hound.
(At the time of this writing, he’s got another one now about the same size…)

gjuddy mcmudd
08:54:38AM
haha…he polished off half a tray of rice krispie squares yesterday

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:54:52AM
Jesus christ… you’re nuts

gjuddy mcmudd
08:55:03AM
he’s a great dog

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:55:05AM
After these wee beasts I’ll never get another pet…
(Here, I’m speaking of my two cats and a small dog in my place…)

gjuddy mcmudd
08:55:10AM
we’re thinking of getting another…
a buddy for him

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:55:18AM
Especially not Scooby Doo like you got over there

gjuddy mcmudd
08:55:23AM
haha

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:55:47AM
What a boob… a buddy… yeah, well.. whatever turns your crank…it ain’t my house and home they’ll be eating me out of..

gjuddy mcmudd
08:56:18AM
not to mentioned the backyard they’ll be murdering

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:56:26AM
ha ha

gjuddy mcmudd
08:56:43AM
what the hell though…

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:56:54AM
What exactly WERE you thinking when you saw that monster at the pound?

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:57:10AM
Gee I think I’ll get the biggest, most monstrous animal I can find?

gjuddy mcmudd
08:57:09AM
I was thinking…now there’s a geat dog

gjuddy mcmudd
08:57:20AM
he’s not monstrous

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:57:23AM
Why didn’t you just get a fucking tiger?

gjuddy mcmudd
08:57:38AM
he’s not mean or aggressive

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:57:39AM
Or a gorilla…

gjuddy mcmudd
08:57:43AM
he’s a big puppy

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:57:57AM
exactly - the most dangerous kind… PUPPY!

gjuddy mcmudd
08:58:05AM
he’ll grow up

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:58:17AM
Wait until he chews your face off, then we’ll see who’s monstrous…
You’ll be walkin around like the guy in Hannibal…

gjuddy mcmudd
08:58:34AM
ah huh…