My Breakfast With Gjuddy : Lunchbox Scam
“gjuddy mcmudd(3:30:47 PM): Sir Crappy!
crappy (3:30:59 PM): I’m with people, fuck off”
- Gjuddy sending a “hello” to his friend.
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Lunch Boxes. We all had them as kids and now some outfit is selling them at outrageous prices. Gjuddy and I stumbled upon this particular site when I mentioned that I was getting out of the internet racket and getting a nice quiet job at a video chain somewhere…
Read on kids…
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Sorry had to rush off and stop my cat from eating an elastic…the idiot…
That’s all I need. Taking that moron to the vet with a twisted bowel for 600 bucks.
gjuddy mcmudd:
cats!
BuCkSaTaN>:):
haha
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Look at the price on this:
http://store.yahoo.com/lunchboxshop/marsupherlun1.html
gjuddy mcmudd:
COOL!
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Four hundred bones is cool?
BuCkSaTaN>:):
For a fuckin lunch pail?
gjuddy mcmudd:
well you woudn’t buy it to keep yer lunch in
gjuddy mcmudd:
it’s a collector piece
gjuddy mcmudd:
if only we’d known
gjuddy mcmudd:
I’m sure I had that exact lunchbox
BuCkSaTaN>:):
hmm…
BuCkSaTaN>:):
I should buy it, then video tape myself driving over it in a tractor.
gjuddy mcmudd:
monster
BuCkSaTaN>:):
And then send it to all the fan boy newsgroups to make em poo their Superhero under-roos.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
It would be worth the four hundred bucks just for the outrage.
gjuddy mcmudd:
ah huh
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Losers…
BuCkSaTaN>:):
You can’t tell me that, that seems reasonable!? 400 bucks??
gjuddy mcmudd:
reasonable…what’s reasonable in this life?
gjuddy mcmudd:
another man’s unreasonable lunchpail…
BuCkSaTaN>:):
True, I’m sure some BOOB is willing to cough up 400 bucks to relive his sad little childhood.
gjuddy mcmudd:
don’t call me a boob
BuCkSaTaN>:):
hahahaha
BuCkSaTaN>:):
You’d cough up 400 bucks huh?
gjuddy mcmudd:
no
gjuddy mcmudd:
but it’s pretty cool
gjuddy mcmudd:
look good in my new office
BuCkSaTaN>:):
I’m thinking of the guy who’s sitting there in his Batman under-roos playing with that exact lunch box and talking to his imaginary friends while “Teddy Bear Picnic” plays on a 45rpm in the background….
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Then he opens his closet and there’s a collection of women’s fingers in a jar on his shelf!!
gjuddy mcmudd:
haha
gjuddy mcmudd:
Batman under-roos…
BuCkSaTaN>:):
hahaha.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Creepy huh?
gjuddy mcmudd:
they didn’t even have Batman under-roos in the ’70s
gjuddy mcmudd:
it would be the superhero jammies with the feet built in.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Totally!
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Some big galoot humming to himself while he combs some old Barbie’s hair.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
And his 70 year old mother is calling up from the kitchen for him to come down and eat his Zoodles..
BuCkSaTaN>:):
I’m getting the willies…
gjuddy mcmudd:
and he’d be played by the “Maniac” guy…
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Joe Zito!!!
BuCkSaTaN>:):
BroooOOooootal…
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Not played by - IS.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
No not Joe Zito… Joe Spinell
gjuddy mcmudd:
that’s it
gjuddy mcmudd:
all greasy and pock-marked
gjuddy mcmudd:
in his superman jammies
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Good christ… cut it out.
gjuddy mcmudd:
haha