My Breakfast With Gjuddy : Hounds of the Gjuddyville

Today’s breakfast starts off with me trying to irritate Gjuddy about his massive hound.
(At the time of this writing, he’s got another one now about the same size…)

gjuddy mcmudd
08:54:38AM
haha…he polished off half a tray of rice krispie squares yesterday

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:54:52AM
Jesus christ… you’re nuts

gjuddy mcmudd
08:55:03AM
he’s a great dog

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:55:05AM
After these wee beasts I’ll never get another pet…
(Here, I’m speaking of my two cats and a small dog in my place…)

gjuddy mcmudd
08:55:10AM
we’re thinking of getting another…
a buddy for him

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:55:18AM
Especially not Scooby Doo like you got over there

gjuddy mcmudd
08:55:23AM
haha

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:55:47AM
What a boob… a buddy… yeah, well.. whatever turns your crank…it ain’t my house and home they’ll be eating me out of..

gjuddy mcmudd
08:56:18AM
not to mentioned the backyard they’ll be murdering

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:56:26AM
ha ha

gjuddy mcmudd
08:56:43AM
what the hell though…

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:56:54AM
What exactly WERE you thinking when you saw that monster at the pound?

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:57:10AM
Gee I think I’ll get the biggest, most monstrous animal I can find?

gjuddy mcmudd
08:57:09AM
I was thinking…now there’s a geat dog

gjuddy mcmudd
08:57:20AM
he’s not monstrous

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:57:23AM
Why didn’t you just get a fucking tiger?

gjuddy mcmudd
08:57:38AM
he’s not mean or aggressive

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:57:39AM
Or a gorilla…

gjuddy mcmudd
08:57:43AM
he’s a big puppy

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:57:57AM
exactly - the most dangerous kind… PUPPY!

gjuddy mcmudd
08:58:05AM
he’ll grow up

BuCkSaTaN>:)
08:58:17AM
Wait until he chews your face off, then we’ll see who’s monstrous…
You’ll be walkin around like the guy in Hannibal…

gjuddy mcmudd
08:58:34AM
ah huh…

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