Choco-Boy
18 Dec
Ya know, I’ve been freaking out on this blog a lot lately, and honestly, I’d like to take a break from the hatred to talk about my friend, “Choco Boy”. I’m not just an acidic, crazed lunatic who flips out about everything that annoys me, no sir! When I’m feelin’ blue, my buddy Choco Boy has the power to lift me right outta ‘dem blues and into a bizarre and creepy landscape of cartoon Korean mushroom-heads who taste as sweet as lady fingers.
I don’t know much about the mystical landscape that Choco Boy hails from, but gosh darn it, I could give a shit. His chocolatey mushroom cap and crunchy torso are all I need to forget the cares of the work-a-day world.
I thought I’d try to find out more about this mysterious Choco Boy, but when I went and Googled “Choco Boy”, I was quite disturbed to find this:
(The “Choco Boy” site has since been destroyed – thank christ. Lucky I saved a screen cap, huh?!)
Now, who in HELL would mislead me in my Choco Boy delirium with this asinine garbage I ask you?! Good Christ! I’m just about to munch into another sweet, chocolatey, crunchy Choco Boy and I’m greeted with a couple of Choco Boys!
Suddenly, I don’t feel so calm anymore!
All I wanted was to just sit around, relax, forget about insane clients, idiotic movies and the fact that Billy Van is dead and then…thinking I’ve found Choco-Boy… I feel the mulched Korean candy drip from my gaping maw…bile soon following in a regurgitative rush!
BAH!! Fuck Choco Boy and fuck happiness! I’m angry again!!
Thanks for information!
Sorry Roger,
What information could you have possibly gleaned from this entry? Ha ha ha… That a crazy candy like “Choco Boy” exists or that a ridiculous porn site dubbed “Choco Boy” is lurking out there?
Anyway, glad you got what you needed one way or the other.
:> BuCkSaTaN [joeblog]
I don’t know what disturbed me more. This blog or the link at the bottom for Gravatars! What the fuck?!?